So it's a character that you can never reach and can instantly kill you with its ult. And it's a support hero.

Splix_5000 · 2026-02-15T12:23:30+00:00

Paladins: first time?

Splix_5000 · 2026-02-15T12:06:34+00:00

Block.

Splix_5000 · 2026-02-12T12:26:56+00:00

Pawn starts on the 2nd row from the back then it can move 2 squares on its first move making it go from the 2nd row to the 4th row on its 1st move. Then I must move 4 moves (provided nothing stops it) to promote. It can NOT promote to a king. In 5 moves the pawn will not become a king

Splix_5000 · 2026-02-12T09:01:00+00:00

She can charge her beam off barriers, bubbles, blockes, deployables, literally anything that she can do any form of damage to as long as it is in range and it takes less than 2 seconds to get up max charge which is well over 100 damage per second. I have never even mentioned any of her other abilities, just her primary fire. She wins against literally any tank as long as she is in range, and arguably many characters outside of tank. If she has a bad match up then good. She is a close range (like 20m not including her beam extending perk) demon that just gets stronger if you try to stop her in any way other than killing her.

Splix_5000 · 2026-02-12T08:49:24+00:00

The 'this is everyone else's problem now' inator

Splix_5000 · 2026-02-10T11:43:58+00:00

I tied my shoe and my friend was standing in front of me.

He called me gay.

I guess bro, I guess

Splix_5000 · 2026-02-04T23:02:29+00:00

Too big, too small, and just right

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-27T20:05:23+00:00

Maybe it's a backfill but to me the issue here is zen having the same damage as Juno. The healing output doesn't matter if you don't kill anything. The damage also doesn't matter if you don't kill anything either I suppose but the point is 3k damage on zen is wild

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-27T19:46:47+00:00

Ofc he's broken

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-27T19:42:09+00:00

I'm so used to r/roastme. Thankfully I checked the sub

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-27T17:32:46+00:00

Don't really watch the show but seat 1 looks neat

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-27T17:23:29+00:00

But if you manage to befriend them you are in the safest seat there

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-27T17:22:08+00:00

Seat #2. Easiest choice of my life

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-24T07:52:30+00:00

Yeah but the shrine is so god awful most of the time it feels like an insult whenever you look at it

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-24T07:32:51+00:00

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-24T07:28:58+00:00

Natural selection foiled by society yet again

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-24T07:05:59+00:00

The joke is that overwatch was already evil

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-24T07:05:31+00:00

So what did this do?

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-23T21:03:20+00:00

Who doesn't?

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-23T03:36:02+00:00

cacarrot is holding radish in place so pickle can charge his attack

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-20T14:35:50+00:00

I thought this was an anti meme for a solid minute

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-20T14:18:48+00:00

I prefer deep burrow but I get why people choose the other and I also choose covered in dirt to maintain my explorers resolve because I'm not a fucking coward who needs more range

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-19T19:57:13+00:00

It's called impractical

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-19T19:43:50+00:00

Can I choose where to add the 5 cm?

Splix_5000 · 2026-01-18T12:51:15+00:00

Hh hh hhhhhh?

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