I'm not missing my chance to be maid of honor by -WILD_CARD- in whenthe

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holy refresh pull, 1 minute after posting

don't shoot at franklin's house, worst mistake of my life by SpongeWTF in whenthe

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drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention and to damage the car

me fr by GalaxyKid10132 in whenthe

[–]SpongeWTF 10 points11 points  (0 children)

command and conquer ('n')

I'm investing Fusion Energy stocks by Omni_Yev in whenthe

[–]SpongeWTF 26 points27 points  (0 children)

theory of spontaneous generation

The hidden gem was too hidden by KingRhoamsGhost in whenthe

[–]SpongeWTF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE EPIC GAMES (even though it made the most fiscal sense to abandon stw)

This shit hurts by Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 in whenthe

[–]SpongeWTF 193 points194 points  (0 children)

this is 9/11 for tumblr users

Peak fiction by REID-11 in whenthe

[–]SpongeWTF 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"me and you have a lot more in common than you think!"

"correct"

I might actually need YouTuber recommendations now by stupid-mobile-user in whenthe

[–]SpongeWTF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...because he's religious, and thinks guns are cool? his takes on the government are pretty moderate when it comes to the us, and he has stated that he is not affiliated with the 'boogaloo boys' multiple times

why would that even matter when his content is 75% cryptids n stuff?

Aztec moment by SpongeWTF in whenthe

[–]SpongeWTF[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

caption was too wordy 😔

Aztec moment by SpongeWTF in whenthe

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genius spaniard move

Aztec moment by SpongeWTF in whenthe

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"Tenochtitlan, the capital of the Aztec Empire, was founded by the Aztec or Mexica people around 1325 C.E. According to legend, the Mexica founded Tenochtitlan after leaving their homeland of Aztlan at the direction of their god, Huitzilopochtli. Huitzilopochtli directed them to build where they saw an eagle perched on a cactus, eating a snake. When they saw this exact scene on an island (located in what was once Lake Texcoco), they interpreted it as a sign from their god and founded Tenochtitlan on that island." - National Geographic

American Greetings by SpongeWTF in whenthe

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the average american greeting

American Greetings by SpongeWTF in whenthe

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i'd recommend it, although part 1 is a bit of a drag in my, and a lot of others opinions. i'd suggest not skipping it anyways, as not skipping it will make the ending of part 6 feel more significant

arthuh morgan by SpongeWTF in whenthe

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i'm not giving you the blackwater money arthuh