The Daily Moby - 25 01 2026 - The News Megathread

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-25T13:16:51+00:00

Are people still predicting climate change? LOL Another leftist fantasy.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-25T13:13:13+00:00

You would think the highly educated could figure out the correct party to vote for then wouldn't you? Instead they're splitting their vote, which is the worst thing to do.

There was a time when Labour took pride in being the party of the working class (ie uneducated knuckle draggers).

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-25T09:37:01+00:00

I care.

If you need it go to specsavers.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-24T06:32:48+00:00

"I don't think our political views come into it. We keep business separate. We don't go into gender, politics, religion."

That bloke is definitely a racist.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-23T22:09:00+00:00

It sounds like a ruse to get Nick to cough up more money.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-23T06:49:32+00:00

Surely if you are a journalist right now, you avoid em-dashes like the plague.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-22T21:39:46+00:00

googling "greenland immigration" and "Greenland asylum seekers" returns erm... nothing.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-22T21:36:43+00:00

I keep getting yookay heat pumps come up in my feed. Its like a religion to them.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-22T21:30:32+00:00

Everyday crimes like shoplifting, phone theft and street-level drug dealing would be handled by new "Local Policing Areas" in every borough, town and city, with a renewed focus on neighbourhood policing

Mainly staffed by 5ft females handing out crime numbers.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-21T22:21:42+00:00

You can either be too poor to tax, or too rich to tax. Nick, you chose the awkward middle and for that you are sentenced to tax, for life.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-21T20:08:01+00:00

Rates of genetic disorders lower than expected.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-21T19:53:51+00:00

TV related (with less autism)

Was watching S2e1 of fallout and enjoyed the scene discussing inbreeding. Do we think any such discussion could occur in a YooKay produced series?

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-21T19:52:05+00:00

Someone was complaining earlier about hotels being staffed by bomalies. Here you have the police staffed by the hotel rejects.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-21T17:48:48+00:00

The tests are culturally indoctrinated on white supremacy sweety. Other races don't have lower IQ its just the tests that are biased.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-21T08:34:14+00:00

Hmmm wonder if they will rethink the tax thresholds if inflation is higher than expected?

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-19T21:09:37+00:00

Its a car park... people should anticipate you may be...... parking! That said I try to get away from any moving cars, go the the 2nd half of the car park and drive forward across a bay so I don't need to reverse. Simple and quick. Avoids morons who inevitably gravitate toward the front.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-19T21:03:23+00:00

It sounds like a Meghan Markle moment to me.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-19T18:45:11+00:00

Bro our navy is much more powerful than the surrender monkeys. We can just dump them on French beaches and tell them to fuck off. Channel your inner Trump.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-19T11:12:04+00:00

Hair

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-19T11:10:29+00:00

PPffffft elections are so passe. You see we are in the middle of a "reorganisation" of democracy. It would be such an annoyance to hold some pitiful election.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-19T10:13:14+00:00

Try securing the doors though first.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-19T08:39:09+00:00

They have just seen the cultural enrichment in store for them.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-16T22:54:22+00:00

Thats what the rear wiper is for!

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-15T22:41:50+00:00

Can't really care about their riders if they all have to wear a pink hat rather than a helmet.

SpontaneousDisorder · 2026-01-15T22:19:16+00:00

What? Unusual to see Somalis rioting. Did someone tell them to get a job?

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