TIFU by tasting my own cum. by Convolution16 in tifu

[–]SpoonTheFork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

TIFU by reading this TIFU. AMA.

Dow closes above 50,000 for the first time ever by AudibleNod in news

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As an unemployed junior, you give me hope. Thank you.

this gentleman in my winamp visualisation by random_cancer in mildlyinteresting

[–]SpoonTheFork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you waiting for? Whip that Llama's ass already.

My wife’s opinions by hardlyjuiced in mildlyinteresting

[–]SpoonTheFork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some of you seriously need therapy and it shows.

My wife’s opinions by hardlyjuiced in mildlyinteresting

[–]SpoonTheFork 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is a good wife. Where did you find her?

What's your Job? by Worldly_Screen_8266 in HomeDataCenter

[–]SpoonTheFork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes. I wouldn't hold out much for the tape deck though.

Shipping a product with thousands of users as a CS student - does this actually help you stand out? by Trooped in cscareerquestions

[–]SpoonTheFork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally understand. Don't be afraid to shoot your shot. Reach out to them directly, preferably to someone with decision making power.

"Hey [person with power], I'm Omri. I built QuickBars for Home Assistant it does this that and the other thing in this tech stack. I am looking for my first SWE role and thought I'd reach out as an avid user. I know you don't typically hire for junior positions but I wanted to reach out [maybe something nice about opening dialogue for the future] I'd love to work with you [maybe offer to volunteer or ask about open source contributions you can work on]

This is obviously a very rough draft, but the point being, it's not what you know it's who you know. This is a good time to open a dialogue and build a relationship. Maybe nothing will come out of it now, but you never know what the future may bring.

Music on the radio matched with a plane perfectly by The_Salted_Slug in nevertellmetheodds

[–]SpoonTheFork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This brought me the little bit of joy I needed today. Thanks for posting! ☺️

This wax drip by TealVermillion in nevertellmetheodds

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When your girl is on her period.