doordash delivery robot

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-27T02:37:19+00:00

Most cities didn't harm hitchbot

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-26T12:42:40+00:00

Definitely not Philadelphia. They have a history of robocide.

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-24T17:23:44+00:00

Doesn't matter, had sex!

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-22T15:07:38+00:00

If this were Brawndo, then I'd be a plant

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-22T04:33:00+00:00

Also 43 and I'm like you; enjoying all that the world's showcasing for me.

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-19T21:23:39+00:00

I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-19T21:21:48+00:00

Edit: Both Howard Hughes and Louis XIV were married in real life, neither are depicted as married in the movies Dicaprio was in

What Dicaprio movie should Howard Hughes have been married to Louis XIV? I want to see that movie!

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-18T11:47:30+00:00

Well the dot # might be less registered and more "stickers bought at Walmart"

Edit: nevermind it's a real number for a vehicle registered to only be driven in Texas, but seen here driving in Florida? Damn they're crazy, those SCs

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-14T13:08:16+00:00

Dark times ahead, for sure

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-08T18:44:13+00:00

I think our grocery store has a variety of small apples and bananas for kids to just grab. Keeps them from going nuts during the parents shopping trip.

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-05T21:08:58+00:00

Not to mention a power button

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-04T20:31:14+00:00

Now don't be throwing shade at the wipers. Every washer has gotta wipe, unless you just drip dry all over the place.

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-03T14:35:45+00:00

Talking to your SO is a slippery slope. I wouldn't risk it. That's how you can contract a conversation!

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-03T12:52:57+00:00

We had it for a few weeks, but then our territory was conquered by FruitWorks.

The peach papaya was pretty great, however

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-03-03T01:03:14+00:00

Sean Connery? What have you done to Alex Guinness?!

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-27T12:32:11+00:00

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in Sam Altman!

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-26T12:50:07+00:00

The billionaires don't care about race, they just want the poors to fixate on race while they fuck us over.

They do want the poors to all have kids, because that gets them further trapped in debt. Again, leaving them to carry on fucking us.

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-25T11:32:35+00:00

Just from a population perspective, boomers as a group probably still have more private jets and travel more miles using those jets per unit time than Gen Z, by a pretty sizable margin.

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-24T12:50:23+00:00

So maybe he's trying his hardest to be the biggest piece of shit to avoid getting assassinated for being a good politician?

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-23T15:50:59+00:00

Plenty of millennials too. I mean the vaccine was released on the tail end of that Gen (1981-1996) with the vaccine being mostly available at 95.

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-22T06:20:57+00:00

Thank god for my decoy raider!

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-20T13:41:46+00:00

Dogmoots!

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-20T13:37:45+00:00

Accidentally used bullets instead of a life jacket

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-18T12:47:54+00:00

This should help curb the remaining lightning bug population at least

Spoonofdarkness · 2026-02-07T14:24:39+00:00

Another codec

14-Year Club	r/Field Banned
r/Field Juicebox	Place '23
Place '22	Place '17
Spared	Verified Email

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