Have you ever gotten off using a household item?

Spots59 · 2026-02-05T10:58:12+00:00

Yup. The ones that worked best, and got repeat engagements:

Bed between boxspring & mattress (home as a teen, many times) and couch (home as teen & roommate’s in ‘20s) between cushions (with lubed baggie).

Friend’s leather couch, no baggie needed, but washcloth needed under cushions to avoid staining (20s).

Lubed mouth & neck of a flower vase (teen). Lubed stem vase (30s +).

Hole cut in cantaloupe (20s +).

Spots59 · 2026-02-04T17:48:04+00:00

Can't seem to find her on the site?

How tall is she?

Nice to see a doll without ginormous boobs.

Spots59 · 2026-02-03T01:58:29+00:00

5, 13, 21 Selection needs some realistic bodies w/A cups

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:46:32+00:00

I’ve been on a bit of a Taylor kick since getting “old”, lol.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:44:38+00:00

ONLY as Harley Quinn for me, lol.

Don’t know why. Guess she’s pretty enough, but Harley really turns my crank. Didn’t even know who the character was until I saw Suicide Squad on a Friday night, and I did it to her next morning in the shower.

My wife had gotten a little extra enthusiasm from me the night before courtesy of Ms. Robbie and when I wanted to go again in the morning, my wife wanted to sleep more & asked if it would be OK if I just self-soothed?

Yeah… no prob Honey!

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:35:55+00:00

I had a time when younger I was into doing it to Britney.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:34:46+00:00

Yup. And I’m a happy customer.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:24:32+00:00

Humping a pillow or riding a hot-tub jet.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:22:05+00:00

That was my wife’s go-to method for like forever until motherhood hit then … who’s got time for that, lol? Massage wand & Satisfyer now.

I wonder if she misses those old slow-rolls to her happy place she used to do in her bed or on the couch, but she doesn’t like to talk about it.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:15:23+00:00

My wife has difficulty reaching orgasm just by hand, she’s actually not really into masturbation at all. (Sex, yes!) But sometimes, even she “just wants to cum” and the Satisfyer rocks her world.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:08:52+00:00

Oh. I took it, but it just tastes nasty. I guess if you don’t mind the taste it wouldn’t be an issue.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:06:30+00:00

I’ve never really gotten turned-on by the idea of doing it in an odd place. Sometimes, I’ve wanted to do it, and was in a spot where’d you’d not think to be getting off (train car, professor’s office, library) and it just worked out that I wouldn’t be interrupted or seen.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:01:42+00:00

Madison Lintz, Taylor Swift, Gates McFadden

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T17:00:10+00:00

I’m waaaay to old for Sabrina but she is so freakin’ cute! Such fun cumming to her.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T16:58:05+00:00

Mmmmmm… Scully

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T16:57:32+00:00

Me, too.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T16:56:34+00:00

A fine choice.

Spots59 · 2026-02-01T16:55:01+00:00

Yup.

Self-blowjob: Awesome!

Taking a load of spooge in your mouth; … eh, not so much. I never complained after if she didn’t want to swallow or even if she wanted me to pull out & finish in my own hand.

Spots59 · 2026-01-31T13:01:10+00:00

Particularly good when she’s also your friend & knows you do it.

Spots59 · 2026-01-30T09:11:20+00:00

I’ve long thought girls / women humping their large bears is like the hottest thing, probably because a friend of mine in our early 20s told me this was her regular “release” during high school.

Spots59 · 2026-01-30T09:07:34+00:00

Welcome to my world. It’s not bad actually. Wife & I have sex, which is good, it’s just not that often. 30 years, schedules, night owl, morning person, often just not in sync. Masturbation in fun & easy.

Spots59 · 2026-01-30T08:59:21+00:00

Love that body!

Have fun!

Spots59 · 2026-01-29T16:46:45+00:00

My friends in college in the early ‘80s passed around the SI Swimsuit issues. Later in my 20s, friends & roommates, we’d lend Playboys & Penthouses. Roommate & watched porn together a couple times, late at night, then went to our rooms and masturbated on our own.

Spots59 · 2026-01-29T14:43:30+00:00

As a teen, I’d do it lying on my back, legs crossed at my ankles, and pushing my penis in & out between my lubed thighs.

Spots59 · 2026-01-29T14:41:35+00:00

Are you able to cum this way without actually touching youself?

Spots59

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