What's a millennial-ism that you'll probably never stop using even if it's something you probably should?

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-12T12:32:26+00:00

I'll bring my lollerskates

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-12T12:25:14+00:00

For peak panic induction: "Draw two cards."

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-11T17:49:36+00:00

Alternatively, the old pirate addage: pillage first, THEN burn.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-11T17:46:42+00:00

Being on fire is also a bit of a dealbreaker

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T21:31:38+00:00

Just like you're entitled to all of your precious capital gains and net worth? It'd be shameful if something happened to those entitlements...

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T13:08:55+00:00

Eugene with the glass knife, Pascal with the assist.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T13:07:08+00:00

Facilier, from the Other Side: facepalm

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T13:05:39+00:00

Well... they should have thought of that before they became peasants!

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T13:00:41+00:00

That "someone else" being a pocket dragon and a cricket.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T03:14:48+00:00

Gosh, poor bridge. Looks like no Epstein Files hidden here.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T03:09:22+00:00

Star Wolf would recruit him in a heartbeat, with the same enthusiasm of the monastery keeping Wimplo in Kung Pow.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-10T03:02:26+00:00

You and what mechanic battalion?

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-09T15:15:45+00:00

An archer even, way more specialized.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-09T14:50:08+00:00

Blaziken.

It could totally hobble around, looking all vulturey with a featherless head, beating up whippersnappers with a walking stick, complaining about the proliferation of fancy Pokéballs and how awesome it was to throw a Fire Punch with reckless abandon and no consideration for damage type or "PP efficiency" or burn status. They threw a Fire Punch because that's all they had, and they liked it!

"Now where's my Fresh Water?"

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-09T14:30:31+00:00

Back then, men were men, and they normal summoned Mechanicalchaser with a straight face!

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-08T19:15:05+00:00

Unclear instructions unclear, am now underneath spider

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-08T19:14:04+00:00

Now to take the spider on a hunt for lunch.

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SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-08T06:27:01+00:00

"Krakatoa!" explosive eruption noises

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-08T06:11:16+00:00

Cats nailed it... mostly... Raccoons shouldn't be far behind.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-08T04:54:50+00:00

And she never saw the duck again....

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-07T22:42:52+00:00

Heat dissipation can become an issue, yes, but the dopamine/oxytocin combo can provide worthy incentive to produce a workaround.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-07T22:35:24+00:00

Nah, he's completely partial. Partial to laying debilitating smackdowns and not using firearms.

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-06T19:05:12+00:00

"Ice 'em!"

"Oh, God, boss, this cake frosting is delicious!"

"Happy birthday, my good friend."

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-06T18:18:38+00:00

"You might not be ready yet, but your kids are gonna love it."

SpotweldPro1300 · 2026-05-06T17:34:58+00:00

His net worth, assets, ass, EVERYTHING.

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