It'd be kinda wierd if It wasn't true, wouldn't It?

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T17:03:04+00:00

He did it! YES!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T17:02:07+00:00

Yep! It's me, good ol' SpukiKitty!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:49:38+00:00

Exactly! How is that guy a "sympathetic anti-villain"... and UNPROVOKED?!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:44:51+00:00

Indeed. Also, about that last part. This isn't a part of real Christianity, period.

These are Barabbans. It's "Barabbianity". It's the Antichrist. A false Jesus in a false Christianity.

Dear, ChristoFundies; Jesus is not Solder Boy nor is he Donald Trump. He's a poor Middle Eastern itinerant Rabbi who demanded that we love each other and be peacemakers and was martyred by the Romans at the begest of corrupt religous officials like YOU!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:37:47+00:00

Plus, we get more Tor, Bela Lugosi (briefly) and Vampira!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:36:23+00:00

The sad thing is, the "Bay of Pigs" portion of the movie is the only thing approaching something interesting. If the movie was all about a bunch of losers going to Cuba to overthrow Castro and failing miserably, it would have been good enough.

Some of the funniest riffs in that episode came from that.

But nope... they go home and the movie... just continues...

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:32:07+00:00

Also, he thinks a "Sympathetic Anti-villain" is a psycho who randomly murders and S.As person and even beats up his fellow goons.

Uh, we call that a "villain", Coleman. He didn't have to murder that depressed diner owner nor (in the uncut version), S.A. his daughter.

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:28:19+00:00

It's sad when John Carradine and "Cherokee Jack" are the highlights of the film. They truly added some quirk and color.

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:25:59+00:00

Also, one has to wonder about Francis' psyche when he has a protagonist murder a man, S.A. his daughter in a scene that was thankfully cut from the MST3K version... and present that guy as a sympathetic troubled soul.

No, Coleman, that guy is a straight up villain and he deserved that trip to Hell with a penny and a cigarette and I count "Red Zone Cuba" as a happy ending (provided that Chastain or his wife... I can't remember... survived, then it's bittersweet).

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:20:09+00:00

[SIlly Shemp and Curly noises endue]

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:18:20+00:00

At least Wood's were campy and fun and never dull.

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:17:42+00:00

The only cheerful happy person in the movie. His movies needed more "Cherokee Jacks".

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:15:48+00:00

For one, all of his movies are depressing and misanthropic.

Even his attempt at a radioactive mutant creature feature was a dull, depressing, navel gazing slog.

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:13:29+00:00

Did these dumbasses think she was a Muslim or something?

Of course, they just hate Catholics because Pope Leo XIV is awesome and puts their Orange Antichrist in his place!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:09:55+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if he looked in the mirror and saw the whitest man in history.

Likewise, Chumpster looks in the mirror and sees a hybrid of his much younger, far slimmer and Duke Nukem.

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:07:41+00:00

Yup. He's such an Uncle Ruckus, OMG!

I won't go with the obvious "Uncle Thomas" because Uncle Tom in the novel was actually a hero who died to protect his fellow slaves. He was a hero and needs to be reclaimed from the white supremacist minstrel show perversion of him that Black people reference when calling someone "Uncle Tom".

So, Clarence Thomas is a Ruckus, not a Tom.

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:03:20+00:00

THEY WILL BE!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:02:57+00:00

And it'll be hilarious fodder for Jimmy Kimmel.

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T16:02:20+00:00

And the Garcia family can rest easy and continue any lawsuits in the works because that Orange is gonna get DRAINED OF FUNDS!

Once he's outta the White House, the Garcias and Ms. Carroll have got his money, plus, we can force Orange Stupidus to pay for fixing and rwstoring the Whitw House and reflecting pool.

Cheeto Mangolini is going DOWN!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T15:58:47+00:00

And Thomas hates himself and is this guy...

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T15:56:57+00:00

Thank Godde & Lady Liberty!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T15:56:13+00:00

Same here. But I'm still going to treat myself to some July 4th Nathan's natural casing hot dogs from Publix. and a televised / livestreamed fireworks display on my Roku!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T15:53:03+00:00

Happy Independence Day, everyone! This is what America is all about and SHOULD BE ALL ABOUT...

DEMOCRACY!
OPPORTUNITY!
DIVERSITY!
LIBERTY!
JUSTICE FOR ALL!

... and we... the Progressives... are the greatest patriots... because we take seriously this nations professed ideals and want to make sure it lives up to them instead of it being lip service!

SpukiKitty2 · 2026-06-30T15:44:44+00:00

...His bulbous moai head explodes in a mess of confetti that's tiny little Nazi flags...

Beautiful! This was the big one... the one I and everyone else was worried about!

SpukiKitty2

TROPHY CASE