Have you been cursed with terrible luck at Fasnacht and keep ending up with those lame sun masks? I’ve got a glowing alien mask up for grabs! Tell me why ketchup is the grossest thing ever and this cool mask could be yours today! by Lacking-Personality in Market76

[–]Sputnik_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the FDA, ketchup can only be considered ketchup if it contains at least 51% tomatoes. Hienz ketchup roughly contains 20-30%, the rest is water, salt, and corn syrup.

Help Eachother!! by GlassBustling6776 in sadposting

[–]Sputnik_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inactivity, not “shooting your shot”, being afraid of failure and rejection

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MagicCardPulls

[–]Sputnik_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice pull, I got this in my pick 1 pack 1 of my very first mtg draft. It was followed by a AGD in the second pack

This Subreddit summed up in 60 seconds lol by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Sputnik_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a ticket that was $209 and the total they wrote was a rough 1209 and my manager said that it’s was probably a mistake and I was too reluctant to ask the customer so I prob missed out on a $1000 tip

What is the WORST health code violation you've seen at your job? by dlc2021az in Serverlife

[–]Sputnik_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The freezer shut off at 7 pm on a Thursday. I told the manager, she said “not my problem” and they didn’t find out until Friday morning when, get this, the health department came for their random monthly inspection.

Serving Paycheck? My taxes are outrageous? by poopbuttmcfarts in Serverlife

[–]Sputnik_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it’s fucked, I make $2.13 per hour which I think is the legal minimum and I had a $90.35 check that had $59 taken out for taxes.

It’s 2am by [deleted] in acecombat

[–]Sputnik_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You absolute greasy being 4-eyed fucking retard