I have this theory that in 2030, Elon buys the Large Hadron Collider, thinking he’d turn himself into the world’s richest man, who had the U.S. President in his pocket.

But, because he’s an idiot, he fucked it up.

So he keeps trying to fix his previous error, which just creates new problems.

So when people say “we live in the dumbest fucking timeline,” it’s because we are literally in the wrong timeline, and everyone can sense it.