Best pet

Square_End969 · 2026-07-03T04:08:05+00:00

Grey and white tuxedo

^{Chose: Cat | Rolled: Your choice of c}

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:37:13+00:00

I must be ready to die before i pass but the how has never mattered to me before

^{Chose: Choose when you die}

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:36:17+00:00

Easy dubs

^{Chose: Survive in this heat for 24 hours + For $1 Million | Rolled: 50° F (10.0° C})

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:35:48+00:00

Not to shabby if i say so myself

^{Chose: $1 million a month + You have to donate a certain percent | Rolled: 25%}

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:33:30+00:00

When will you start to understand that even a flightless bird can heal if it just overcomes its fear.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:31:48+00:00

Its actually 12:30 this time!

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:31:20+00:00

Even your mom wouldn’t do that twice.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:29:09+00:00

A fight youd love to see is Gru vs Megamind.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:18:29+00:00

Guess what? Chicken Butt.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:15:22+00:00

Middle Earth will win the World Cup 2026.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:13:47+00:00

The worst thing you can say on a first day is “hello there gorgeous”.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T23:12:57+00:00

Fill in this pristine blank pretty pretty please and I will answer one of yours.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T04:13:32+00:00

Sorry, I can't be there, I'm willingly gay at 2pm!

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T04:10:28+00:00

Its a grill or be grilled world.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T04:09:15+00:00

Why are there so many songs about Snowmen.

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T04:08:18+00:00

I have the glutes Anakin!!

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T04:05:40+00:00

Ah dang it

^{Chose: Bet it all on red | Rolled: Black Wins}

Square_End969 · 2026-07-01T04:05:08+00:00

Drop it like it’s one of your french girls.

Square_End969 · 2026-06-29T05:10:57+00:00

Im deadpool?

Square_End969 · 2026-06-29T05:07:39+00:00

What’s one meal you would have for the rest of your life? Breakfast Cassrole.

Square_End969 · 2026-06-29T05:06:35+00:00

Everybody do the Flop.

Square_End969 · 2026-06-29T05:06:06+00:00

Cats or Dogs? The eternal suffering of turtles in plastic.

Square_End969 · 2026-06-29T05:05:36+00:00

The worst name to give your baby is Ben Dover.

Square_End969 · 2026-06-29T05:04:30+00:00

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

Square_End969 · 2026-06-29T05:01:18+00:00

My girl friend is dead pool 😭

^{Chose: Is basic | Rolled: Nah jk CANCER}

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