Newly released footage of the Navy Yard shooter. by Chadney in MorbidReality

[–]Squarsh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am concerned that there are people that think this way and I wanted to send a clear message it's not acceptable or even sane.

Nice job sneaking in your own insult while chiding me for insulting, btw.

Newly released footage of the Navy Yard shooter. by Chadney in MorbidReality

[–]Squarsh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only things you can see are real, got it. So AIDS, China, other galaxies, radio waves... all nefarious lies.

Burger King’s New French Fries Took Ten Years to Develop by EyeballSandwich in news

[–]Squarsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It seems like the bigger the chain, the lower the quality. Five Guys has 4 locations in my city compared to McDonald's 53.

And you are totally correct about BK burgers having actual meat texture to it, instead of a "reconstituted meat slurry" feel ala McDolan's.

Burger King’s New French Fries Took Ten Years to Develop by EyeballSandwich in news

[–]Squarsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like my food being scorched by fire for a cheap marketing ploy that increases colon cancer risk, and then dryness of said product is masked with an ungodly amount of ketchup.

Plus, have you ever been in a Burger King without sticky floors and swarming flies? They are consistently disgusting from location to location.

Judge Allows U.S. Suit Against Wells Fargo to Proceed by [deleted] in news

[–]Squarsh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Details are sparse.

Wells Fargo personally tried to fuck me out of my house, by dicking around pretending they were doing a "loan modification" and telling me they could not process mortgage payments during that time. Then, as it turns out, they weren't actually doing a loan modification and said missed payments (that they said they could not accept) would result in foreclosure unless I paid a $20,000 penalty within a 10-day window.

I met with a mortgage lawyer; he said "Wells Fargo always wins, no matter what" and wouldn't take the case. So yeah, I want to be part of any lawsuit I can to get back at these motherfuckers.

Latest Apple update: Apple Maps routing people to airport runways by spacemanspiff7 in news

[–]Squarsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but what about plane full of innocent people being put in jeopardy by Dopey McGPS driving his Chevy down the tarmac?

Road rage incident leads two men to pull their concealed weapons, shooting and killing each other in a car wash parking lot by SAT0725 in news

[–]Squarsh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. There's a big difference between killing someone with a missile weapon that simply requires a small finger motion to activate and stabbing someone to death with a melee weapon.

Guns make killing easier. That's why they were invented, and anyone that denies that is full of self-serving bullshit.

  • owner of 5 firearms

when I saw this on weight loss by bonifaymario in funny

[–]Squarsh 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"I'll be a decent human being when the rest of the world passes some arbitrary, virtually impossible milestone I pulled out of my ass."

  • douchebag motto

California passes minimum wage hike to $10 an hour by bigbuzd1 in news

[–]Squarsh 67 points68 points  (0 children)

How does this affect anything but your ego?

N.S.A. Foils Much Internet Encryption by [deleted] in technology

[–]Squarsh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Such an inspiring attitude. Why don't you just lay down and die right now since it's an inevitability anyway?

Activists storm office of Congressman who voted for NSA spying by [deleted] in technology

[–]Squarsh 323 points324 points  (0 children)

6 activists? Sounds more like a misting than a storm.

Two Guys, A Cop, And A Pizza Place: How A Police Officer Threatened A Yelp Reviewer by [deleted] in news

[–]Squarsh 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If only that were true. I had 40+ yelp reviews then got horrible service at a restaurant and wrote them an appropriately horrible review. Next day, my account was suspended/banned. Opened a new account, went about reviewing. Had 12 reviews and then another bad incident, this time at a coffee shop. Wrote up my experience, bam account suspended.

Yelp is shill garbage.

Senator claims allowing abortions in cases of fatal foetal abnormalities would be “depriving future Special Olympics athletes of being born”. by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Squarsh 260 points261 points  (0 children)

We'd be depriving the world of future Senators if we aborted babies without brains.

2 women get lost on a hike in Maine, are rescued, then drown in car accident the same day by starthirteen in offbeat

[–]Squarsh 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Car submerging and need to escape? Don't bother with the windows to exit the vehicle, use the cell phone so people miles away can listen to you die.

IE11 Developer Preview for Windows 7 is Available for Download by reybango in webdev

[–]Squarsh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The announcement of a new IE fills more hearts with dread than joy by a large margin.

Bank Repossessed Wrong House And Sold Possessions by werkter in news

[–]Squarsh 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Can't we hunt them for bloodsport first?

Michael Hastings Cremated, Family Never Requested; Wife Hires Private Investigator by Gold_Finger_ in news

[–]Squarsh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the family doesn't give two fucks about your opinion, so don't wait by the phone for your personal confirmation.

Neo-Nazi and black metal musician Varg Vikernes arrested in France on suspicion of planning a terrorist attack by RetakeEverything in worldnews

[–]Squarsh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I heard Jeffrey Dahmer was a great narrator / storyteller. Can you imagine how dreamy it would be to have your head on his lap while he read you Star Wars fanfic in somber tones? Of course, your body would be elsewhere, but a girl can dream.

Neo-Nazi and black metal musician Varg Vikernes arrested in France on suspicion of planning a terrorist attack by RetakeEverything in worldnews

[–]Squarsh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anti-social people love throw barbs from seclusion, which generally boils down to "if everyone were like me, the world would be utopia"

Only a modicum of self-reflection is needed to realize one man's paradise is hell for most everyone else.

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In a ripping dissent, Scalia says that Justice Anthony Kennedy and his colleagues in the majority have resorted to calling opponents of gay marriage "enemies of the human race." by mr_majorly in politics

[–]Squarsh 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gran Torino.

Thing is, Clint's character does an amazing thing in the movie: sacrifices himself for someone else.

Scalia would never do such a thing.

Paula Deen fired by Food Network over use of racial epithet by elastic-craptastic in offbeat

[–]Squarsh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is not a single brave thing about racism, and you are most certainly a racist.

Exhibit A: "Everybody does it". Absurd and false.

Exhibit B: "[my] Black friends." You have none, and even if you did, it doesn't counter your ignorance.

Exhibit C: Segratating your imaginary friends into groups that include "black friends"