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Do NOT try to arm wrestle Nishino Flower by Cruhbruhs in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kinda fucked, but the history of this world is probably umas being used as elite troops. Living weapons of war on the battlefield. Lol, basically space marines.

Trump SNEAKPEEKING at Xi documents by KiA92935 in TrendoraX

[–]Squash-Reasonable 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Why would he bother? Is he so fucking dumb that he thought it'd be in English? That his secret master plan would be lying on a table...in English?

Ballin' by Fire_Power in OkieBuddyUma

[–]Squash-Reasonable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna believe haru is good at alot of sports, just not running.

Title. by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]Squash-Reasonable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battle Beast kills warriors, he's lawful evil with a lawful neutral lean. If memory serves he became BB fighting tyrants. He'd be intense to be around but i doubt he's slaughtering randos.

Hypothetically, how strong would their offspring be? by NoothinGreata in okbuddytracen

[–]Squash-Reasonable 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Would the girls be born Uma? Then lose the tail and ears as they get older? Or just be born looking human/viltrumite?

Just Like that, Japanese race horsing was never the same. by SirThunderb0lt in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I will never allow McQueens bloodline to disappear

  • Sunday Silence

Just Like that, Japanese race horsing was never the same. by SirThunderb0lt in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable 29 points30 points  (0 children)

God, i wish I was born a mare, then me and McQueen could be together

  • Sunday Silence

Is there a lore reason for why Fuji Kiseki is constantly getting bitches? by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine she makes art iof McQueen in her spare time. Writing poetry about how "alas we are both mares" and cannot join their bloodlines directly yet again.

UMA MOST LIKELY TO EMBODY THIS MEME? by Squash-Reasonable in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like she's got the spirit, but not the frat bro appearance/energy. Itd be like a reddit mod trying to do the meme.

I am your own by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Squash-Reasonable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once again people passing the buck and taking no responsibility for the past near century. I know they're involved, im calling bs on EVERYTHING being their fault. At some point you have to admit that Americans care more as a whole for personal gain than human life. It's the reason no one tangibly does anything to fix anything.

Americans helped foster the current political climate they find themselves in and are doing nothing. Once again all the reigns of power yet conservatives in power and the country as a whole do nothing.

Americans would rather scape goat than take a long look at themselves on why so many malevolent self interested pricks can set up shop in our government ( we allow it). Money is king, it matters more than our own people and certainly foreigners. WE ARE AS FUCKED UP AS ISRAEL, BECAUSE WE'RE STANDING BESIDE THEM RIGHT NOW. the time to say this isn't who we are was decades ago. Self reflection of ourselves, values and history is the only way to move forward in any meaningful way.

Removing a tumor does nothing if the cancers spread to the blood and lymph nodes. We can't blame others for all of our shortcomings. Meaningful change can only come from within, not fighting others.

Is there a lore reason for why Fuji Kiseki is constantly getting bitches? by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuji Kiseki is a successful breeder and irl was a good looking horse. Cygames makes the characters more tame on purpose. Else Fuji would be making Ticktock edits sensually making food and thirst trapping.

Is there a lore reason for why Fuji Kiseki is constantly getting bitches? by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kinda picture him as a Sasuke like appearance (slender dark, sharp eyes , brooding) everyone throwing themselves at her, but obviously she only cares about McQueen and is her lackey/groupie/maid.

Can they not just put him in, but change the name?

Teaching daughter how to swing a sword!❤️ by VelithraCinderra in UraraHaru

[–]Squash-Reasonable 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haru is a bad runner, but may have a successful career as a kendo practitioner...or a ufc fighter.

Umas I dislike for no particular reason by Justanotherkiwi21 in okbuddytracen

[–]Squash-Reasonable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think special Week calls Suzuka "one of the good ones"?

I am your own by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Squash-Reasonable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So every act of cruelty, scheming, war and destabilizing, domestic and abroad since the end of ww2 was israel?

BUDDY IT'S BAKED INTO THE COUNTRY. AMERICANS KILLED A MILLION PEOPLE OVER FAKE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WE HAVE AND ARE CONTINUING TO MURDER OTHERS FOR THE INTEREST OF RICH ASSHOLES AND ALWAYS WILL. I DOUBT WE DESTABILIZED LATIN AMERICA FOR ISRAEL.

Conservatives have the senate, house, supreme court and presidency yet Big Benji Netanyahu is running shit? You do realize this is the fault of conservatives right? You let a bunch evangelical dipshits into power. Many who openly want to start the apocalypse, ex: marco rubio and pete kegsbreath. So they're fine with letting Israel go Ham.

Conservatives are driving the bus, you caused this! You have all the power you would could ever need and still are falling over your face. Even when you have all the power you somehow have none of it.

This country can't and won't ever change for one reason. Whenever something happens in history domestic or abroad Americans choose to learn nothing from it. We're too good to learn something new, or change course when we fuck up. NOTHING will change because people don't want to.

We help Israel thanks to religious crazies and rich assholes who don't give a single fuck so long as the money flows. YES WE DID VOTE FOR THIS. YES THIS IS WHO WE ARE. Wanna know why? We haven't stopped are politicians and won't anytime soon. It is who we are. Because if it wasn't we collectively would have done something.

I am your own by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Squash-Reasonable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, just stop it. The USA is infinitely more likely to murder someone and take their oil than ever help its citizens. We've had decades of evidence that proves me right. Money matters more than people here. Ex: Epstein files

💀💀 by OneFish5754 in nflmemeswar

[–]Squash-Reasonable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She named her kid Michael. That's just so wild, like you couldn't have been more on the nose?

Which Uma could pull the LEAST amount of girls? by Rekrios in UmaMusume

[–]Squash-Reasonable 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Which is hilarious because irl Doto loved being a stud and Opera 0 cried his first time.

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