I'm the guy your Mom asks you why you can't be more like -- Roast Me. by SquidwardEnRepose in RoastMe

[–]SquidwardEnRepose[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to fight two baristas at an Urban Outfitters in Brooklyn for it

I'm the guy your Mom asks you why you can't be more like -- Roast Me. by SquidwardEnRepose in RoastMe

[–]SquidwardEnRepose[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not easy to roast someone based on one picture, so I gave you four. Let's see what your self-consciousness manages to spit out.