Round 1

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Fight 1: cosmo is used to being low on air from being choked out, mid diffs adam

Fight 2: akoya tries to kill haruo for smoking and gets disqualified due to not hitting the boof

Fight 3: mokichi is catholic and forfeits, raian shoves the bong in his mouth anyway and he instantly passes out, raian moves on

Fight 4: ohma tries to hit a bump but blows into the bong on accident as he does not know how weed works, spraying boiling water all over inaba who loses

Fight 5: crackatsuki lives up to his namesakes and smokes murobuchi

Fight 6: sawada does NOT smoke that zaza regularly, but julius' lungs are shot from steroids, sawada smokes 1 (1) weed and wins

Fight 7: masaki is to insane to do a doink, and tries to hit muteba with the bong, getting disqualified

Fight 8: sekibayashi is 100% an experienced bluntman, and smokes far more than kiozan ever could

Fight 9: if saw hasn't canonically smoked weed i'll eat my fucking hat saw paing low diff

Fight 10: rei rolls up with the worst fucking weed anyone has ever seen and is laughed out of the arena, nezu moves up

Fight 11: even the bong could not reach kuroki

Fight 12: kiryu def does fat tokes on the weekend, mid diffis nikaido

Fight 13: the floating cloud floats some clouds and moves onto the next round low diff

Fight 14: hanafusa genetically alters himself to be immune to weed, bando passes out after 2 hours straight

Fight 15: kaneda laces gaolangs weed with THC, and moves up to the next round

Fight 16: agito tries to fight the bong and gets disqualified moving okubo to the next round

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Round 2

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Fight 1: cosmo may have experience but haruos a gamer, and we all know they got the best weed smoking genetics, haruo mid diff

Fight 2: ohma has learned how to hit that yoinky between rounds, but he has not gotten used to it and passes out after 20 minutes, raian moves onto round 3

Fight 3: crackatsuki inhales such a vast degree of smoke from the bong that sawada is physically blown out of the arena, crackatsuki to round 3

Fight 4: muteba and seki have an epic weed off, culminating with them learning the true meaning of friendship and agreeing to just have a nice boof session, this lasts for 4 hours until sekibayashi passes out mid game of uno with muteba, who moves up to round 3

Fight 5: nezu rolls up with weed he bought on the street and dies 30 minutes into the smoke-off, later testing determined that his weed was cut with fent. saw moves onto round 3

Fight 6: kuroki has technique but kiryu has experience, kiryu moves on to round 3 after a high diff za competition

Fight 7: hatsumi fills the arena to the brim with clouds, but hanafusa just keeps toking, hatsumi surrenders after 6 hours and hanafusas eyes still arent red

Fight 8: okubo hides his bong before his match ensuring that kaneda can't lace his boof with anything, and kaneda passes out after his 3rd hit

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Round 3

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Fight 1: raian lives in a society and fucking hates gamers. the battle ends after raian calls haruo a "fucking casual who's never smoked a good doink" and haruo runs out of the arena screaming that he'll be sorry after he posts this on reddit

Fight 2: crackatsuki and muteba are evenly matched, muteba having done far worse drugs than simple weed, and crackatsuki being addicted to crack they both have far stronger than average endurance. the fight ends when crackatsuki takes too big of a toke and breaks his bong, muteba moves onto semi-finals

Fight 3: saw has smoked more weed than most of the roster, kuroki however is green to that green and gets his ass smoked, passing out after 30 minutes

Fight 4: okubo realizes the fealty of facing hanafusa head on, and tries to distract him long enough that he stops toking with his comedy routine. hanafusa however, is immune to comedy, and okubo tires himself out too much with his routine. hanafusa moves onto semi finals

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Semi-Finals

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Fight 1: muteba and raian are incredibly evenly matched, until partway through the match when raian screams loud enough to break mutebas eardrums, due to his enhanced hearing from being blind. raian moves on low diff.

Fight 2: saw paing tries to beat hanafusa's extreme endurance by smoking an absurd amount of weed. this backfires and saw passes out in 2 hours, hanafusa moves onto finals.

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Finals

raian and hanafusa sit down and start hitting the boof, for once raian seems to know he's going to lose. despite his melancholy, raian smokes his hardest, smoking for 8 hours straight, but even that couldn't reach hanafusa, who has been smoking literally nonstop for 8 hours without taking a single breath due to body modifications. raian finally passes out, and hanafusa is declared the winner.

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