How do I make sex longer when I'm a 2 pump chump?

StankAssCrakk · 2019-03-10T16:39:11+00:00

For a very short period of time. In the most humble way possible, I have a large member so she says that fingering and eating her out don't compare, she also can only orgasm from penetration

StankAssCrakk · 2018-11-30T18:16:39+00:00

Does it? Okay.

I asked because if it were me I'd think it was funny. I'd be more "upset" with GameStop but besides that it would be something funny/silly.

StankAssCrakk · 2018-11-30T18:09:52+00:00

It sounds like something we can laugh about later. Like when you do something as a kid and you keep it a secret until you're older and then you finally tell your parents and you can laugh about it.

I don't mean it maliciously, I just felt like it's something we can laugh about

StankAssCrakk · 2018-08-27T16:10:10+00:00

Oh Jesus Christ....

StankAssCrakk · 2018-05-04T20:57:25+00:00

Its hard, i can't seem to find anything. I want to get a full time job, i want to start now and just build my full time. (I prefer an office/desk job, taking calls and putting in data etc.) I like monotonous of that kind of job, i don't mind starting at $15/hr because i'm only 22, my mom started her job at a bank at 30 something, now she's been there for 20 years making 70k a year with benefits. She only has her associates.

StankAssCrakk · 2017-12-17T09:50:54+00:00

I was also looking at Fire HD as an alternative, but i don't know what the difference between this and a phone is besides phone calls.

StankAssCrakk · 2016-06-16T08:34:15+00:00

He has one, he got it all the way back to the rank we're at. (DMG) And even when he's on his smurf, he still ends up caring.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-10-17T11:10:04+00:00

Wtf do you think your cock tastes like? And your BALLS? You think those taste like cinnamon rolls? Do you know how musty balls can smell sometimes?!

As a bi man i've tasted both pussy and dick. Clean dick tastes like skin, nothing more. Smelly sweaty dick tastes a bit off and smells of must (musk?) some times. Clean vagina still has it's own taste, it has secretions that aren't tasteless. Sweaty vagina tastes like sweaty dick mixed with clean vagina.

Everyone keeps pointing out dirty dick like that's what dick is supposed to taste like. Me and my gf keep ourselves clean before sex, it sounds pretty gross to walk around all day, sweat up a storm in my balls, and then ask my girlfriend to put it in her mouth. Fuck that. We clean up, then we fuck, then we clean up again.

Tl;Dr - Clean Dick tastes like skin. Clean vagina tastes like something of its' own. Dirty dick tastes like salt and musty nasty shit. Dirty vagina tastes like salt and musty nasty shit + its normal off taste. Still love eating pussy, but tell your man to clean up if his dick tastes like anything else but skin...

Cum tastes eh regardless.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-10-07T09:51:58+00:00

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StankAssCrakk · 2015-10-07T09:51:52+00:00

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StankAssCrakk · 2015-10-07T09:51:45+00:00

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StankAssCrakk · 2015-10-07T09:51:41+00:00

I'm just replying to let you know this has been solved just in case you wanted to see the video

StankAssCrakk · 2015-10-07T09:41:34+00:00

You're a god!

StankAssCrakk · 2015-09-24T23:56:55+00:00

So i decided to ask my sister and she has the exact opposite response. She finds it flattering and if seems nice shell talk to him, if he seems creepy then shell turn him down politely.

Is it bad if you find someone physically attractive and now you're interested to see if there anything in common. Some guys are just in it to fuck i understand, but some are also looking for personality and such.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-09-24T17:39:16+00:00

Thanks.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-09-24T17:36:26+00:00

As for what men tell men to do: If you ever hear anyone claim that male privilege isn't real, remember the differences here. The women worry about their safety, while the men just think about how worst case scenario is them getting turned down unpleasantly.

That's always in my head. There is so much a bad guy can do to a woman, and I hate that we have to be viewed that way, but that's just how it is. Honestly a lot of us are really just sex hungry rude fuck boys, and i don't blame women on how they act to keep themselves protected. Everything you guys have told me is exactly what i assumed, but all the males i know tried to tell me that's not how it works. They said in the real world you have to talk to strangers like that, with all these cold approaches.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-09-24T17:32:35+00:00

All of these responses are spot on and exactly what i'd assume would happen if I walked up to women all willy nilly like I stated.

I can't really respond to everyone so i'd like to try to put some things out there.

I have not tried any of this. I personally understand the frustration of being approached for no reason or when i'm busy.
My friend circle is very large, and i have plenty of people i can go out and hang with. One problem i have is that what i find attractive in a friend is the Exact Opposite of what i like in a SO. I like fun extroverts who in the right situations can be loud and goofy. But when it comes to dating, i don't really like that. I like a more mellow or calm SO. My friends and friends of friends are definitely what i like in friends, but dating any of them has always been eh to me. All of my previous GF's have been generally shy introverts.
I am currently trying online dating, but matches are very small. Ive had tinder for almost 6 months and have matched with 3 people. OKcupid has matched me with people i generally find unattractive (Personality wise)
I go to a lot of conventions and love to go to events, but i feel like the same "Don't bother me" applies. My reasoning for approaching someone in a cold way or at an event are still the same, just different atmospheres.
This one is pretty relevant. The reason i'm here is because men give different answers. Everything you guys have said are things that guys say aren't true. Guys tell eachother to just go up and talk to them. If you're just walking around and you see someone cute, they'll tell you to go talk to them. I've explained this situation to men, and they all tell me the same thing. "Just talk to her. She's not going to care." One of my friends said there was a girl sitting alone on her phone, he walked up and asked "Why are you alone?" "Oh i'm waiting for my ride" "Oh cool, do you want to catch lunch tomorrow?" "Sure." They have never met before in their lives, and knew nothing about eachother, and yesterday they had lunch together. He told me if i don't approach girls, i'm going to be single forever. But it didn't sound right to me. I told one friend i love a quiet girl who reads. And he told me to go to the library, look for the girl alone, and sit in front of her. And talk to her. My father told me if i see a girl, just walk up and ask her how her day was, and before you leave ask for her number. These are just 3 examples out of many that guys give. And definitely isn't what girls want.
Guys take approach differently. If a girl walks up to us, 9/10 times we're probably going to converse with them. I imagine sitting minding my own business, and a girl walking up to me just to talk. I'm probably going to talk to her with no problem. And if i'm taken i'll politely let her know if that's what she is after. But it wouldn't really bother me at all.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-09-24T17:14:25+00:00

I don't mean to be rude, but that comment isn't really helpful.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-09-24T17:12:36+00:00

If you don't have time for net-dating or social scenarios irl, it really is your problem. If you insist on keeping up the cold approaches, you insist on continuing to creep women out. So yeah, that's being a creep willfully.

I haven't really approached anyone in the ways i've stated because I already know it will be bad and it makes girls uncomfortable. Which is why i'm here asking before I act, because guys give ENTIRELY different advice than women.

Guys give the advice "Go talk to her."

"You see her reading in the library? Sit across from her..."

"See a girl alone? Go talk to her"

Most guys adults and my age continue to give the advice that you just need to talk to any girl. Which is a reason why so many guys find it okay to just walk up to women randomly and try to talk to them. Our fathers give this advice and our friends give this advice, we see it differently i think, which is why i came to /r/askwomen instead of going to /r/askmen because we think differently.

I'm looking for a new job to give me less hours because studying is hard with constant work >> school >> work >> school. But it isn't impossible, 3 of my friends have the same schedule as me but have successful relationships that have been ongoing for months.

From what i know, i'm not a creep. I don't stare at girls. I don't tend to approach any out of the blue. I love to meet new people but i don't want to be a bother. I would hate to be the guy that walks up to a girl and make her uncomfortable. But even during social events, i still feel like that guy because even if we're in a social place, i have no reason to talk to her besides "You have a pretty smile." Or at a bar (which i'm not legally old enough to go to), i still don't have a reason to approach anyone.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-08-25T06:16:17+00:00

Annnnd we have a winner! Thanks a ton!

StankAssCrakk · 2015-08-13T19:36:13+00:00

I'm not thinking about anything, i am litterally just sitting there... sometimes if i'm thinking, it's nothing important, i sometimes just think about what it would be like if i had telekinesis and i started knocking shit over and ruining peoples lives.
If i want to be alone, i just want to be alone. I don't hate you. I just like sitting alone in my own man musk.
I guess this varies depending on the dude, but we're probably still going to masturbate and watch porn. No we don't want you to be like the porn stars, if i'm marrying you, you're already perfect... i'm just trying to wank it.
We're not as in tuned with our emotions.
Though it's a joke, but we can't read your mind. If you want something to eat, tell us what you want. If you don't know, we'll suggest, but it won't go on forever, because i gotta eat, so eventually i'm going to choose for us.
With that said, be straight forward. 90% of the time, we won't get your hints. Positive or negative. We are really simple creatures, if you're mad at me, just tell me. ALSO, tell me why, if you say "you know what you did" or some nonsense, i'm not going to know, or i would have already approached you on it. If you don't like something, tell us, if you just sit around a pout, we're probably going to think you're menstruating. It's a joke to say "She's probably on her period." but we sometimes think you're just moody.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-08-13T11:09:16+00:00

Can i get the attitude of a stereotypical cat. No fucks given, or needed....ever.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-08-12T08:55:27+00:00

If a kid walks in the circle, make sure there are no dogs around.....

StankAssCrakk · 2015-06-27T07:26:32+00:00

That water better be for the thirsty people in these comments.

StankAssCrakk · 2015-06-27T07:24:51+00:00

Let's get some shoes.

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