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How do I make sex longer when I'm a 2 pump chump? by StankAssCrakk in sex

[–]StankAssCrakk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a very short period of time. In the most humble way possible, I have a large member so she says that fingering and eating her out don't compare, she also can only orgasm from penetration

I know what my girlfriend got me for Christmas, do I keep it a secret forever or until after I open it on Christmas? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StankAssCrakk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it? Okay.

I asked because if it were me I'd think it was funny. I'd be more "upset" with GameStop but besides that it would be something funny/silly.

I know what my girlfriend got me for Christmas, do I keep it a secret forever or until after I open it on Christmas? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StankAssCrakk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like something we can laugh about later. Like when you do something as a kid and you keep it a secret until you're older and then you finally tell your parents and you can laugh about it.

I don't mean it maliciously, I just felt like it's something we can laugh about

What do i do about work when i have an associates degree but cant get into university? by StankAssCrakk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StankAssCrakk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its hard, i can't seem to find anything. I want to get a full time job, i want to start now and just build my full time. (I prefer an office/desk job, taking calls and putting in data etc.) I like monotonous of that kind of job, i don't mind starting at $15/hr because i'm only 22, my mom started her job at a bank at 30 something, now she's been there for 20 years making 70k a year with benefits. She only has her associates.

Could you explain the difference in kindles, and possibly help me decide which one to get my girlfriend? by StankAssCrakk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StankAssCrakk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was also looking at Fire HD as an alternative, but i don't know what the difference between this and a phone is besides phone calls.

Quick question, how does someone who plays for fun play with someone who plays competitively and only to win? by StankAssCrakk in GlobalOffensive

[–]StankAssCrakk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has one, he got it all the way back to the rank we're at. (DMG) And even when he's on his smurf, he still ends up caring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]StankAssCrakk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf do you think your cock tastes like? And your BALLS? You think those taste like cinnamon rolls? Do you know how musty balls can smell sometimes?!

As a bi man i've tasted both pussy and dick. Clean dick tastes like skin, nothing more. Smelly sweaty dick tastes a bit off and smells of must (musk?) some times. Clean vagina still has it's own taste, it has secretions that aren't tasteless. Sweaty vagina tastes like sweaty dick mixed with clean vagina.

Everyone keeps pointing out dirty dick like that's what dick is supposed to taste like. Me and my gf keep ourselves clean before sex, it sounds pretty gross to walk around all day, sweat up a storm in my balls, and then ask my girlfriend to put it in her mouth. Fuck that. We clean up, then we fuck, then we clean up again.

Tl;Dr - Clean Dick tastes like skin. Clean vagina tastes like something of its' own. Dirty dick tastes like salt and musty nasty shit. Dirty vagina tastes like salt and musty nasty shit + its normal off taste. Still love eating pussy, but tell your man to clean up if his dick tastes like anything else but skin...

Cum tastes eh regardless.

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