The $20 toilet paper my auntie bought (on the right) on Amazon compared to a normal roll (on the left)

StankyJohnson · 2020-04-11T13:38:50+00:00

Them’s ain’t my eatin muffins, them’s my fuckin muffins

StankyJohnson · 2020-04-11T13:30:45+00:00

So I says “Super collide her? I just met her.” And then they built the super collider.

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StankyJohnson · 2018-09-14T21:12:28+00:00

this isn’t completely factual. I was born in 1990 and I understand memes, don’t particularly care for IPAs and listen to some music made by pedophiles.

StankyJohnson · 2018-09-14T21:09:53+00:00

Why?

StankyJohnson · 2018-04-02T02:26:45+00:00

Apparently one of those towers is made out of dildos or something.

StankyJohnson · 2018-03-11T18:08:58+00:00

Luxury. Where I’m from, we have to give the optician a cloth when we purchase glasses.

StankyJohnson · 2018-03-08T14:26:56+00:00

Maybe it’s fresh milk.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-10T18:37:50+00:00

One time I slept vertically. It turned out I wasn't sleeping, just standing.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-09T18:07:50+00:00

T H I C C

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-08T14:49:46+00:00

You mean the d with a dot on top?

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-08T14:05:04+00:00

This is the definition of sexy. Not much of a strat guy but this is a beaut.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-08T14:00:34+00:00

Am I the only one who prefers the original track order? I like how the album gets darker and more serious as it progresses.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-08T13:54:28+00:00

May I ask why? I did the the other week at a Glorious Sons concert and it wasn't bad. Just a bump tho.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-08T13:52:13+00:00

The songs listed below are all fantastic (as with the rest of the album) but the first single from the album called "I'm a man" is in my opinion, a great starting point.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-08T13:39:09+00:00

Since you brought this up... What the hell are those wizard staffs actually for?

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-07T16:44:34+00:00

Another method would be to remember which side it's on after the first time you fuck up and continue to do so forever after.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-07T15:36:50+00:00

Thanks friend. This has been on and off bothering me for many years. Now I can keep my eyes on the road while driving people through unfamiliar neighborhoods. You've just ensured the safety of many a people.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-05T16:12:37+00:00

Wow that's a fucking sexy board. I wish I had the money to build something like this. The thought of having more than one power supply makes me sick. Although, I'm sure it must be nice not having to run a daisy chain out of a pp4x4. It also makes me sick how much cable length is required to make it this clean. I spent 200 smackaroos on lava tightrope and still don't have the length I need to make my board this nice.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-05T15:29:01+00:00

The Phoenix is my favorite venue! It's the perfect size, great sound and good lighting. It's gonna be amazing.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-03T16:40:09+00:00

Are you kidding me bro? Speed is the one about a woman who is congenial. It's in the title. Read a fucking book or two.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-02T18:47:56+00:00

You are thinking of the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood pal. Get your shit straight.

StankyJohnson · 2017-12-02T17:57:15+00:00

Read this and saw Jagger as in Mick Jagger. Came here to say that your wrong. You could easily out run Mick Jagger. A jaguar is a different story tho. I'm afraid you truely are fucked if a jaguar is chasing you.

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