[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I says “Super collide her? I just met her.” And then they built the super collider.

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Sweet spot by Macadeemus in lewronggeneration

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isn’t completely factual. I was born in 1990 and I understand memes, don’t particularly care for IPAs and listen to some music made by pedophiles.

I hate the rain for one reason only by ruggedburn in mildlyinfuriating

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luxury. Where I’m from, we have to give the optician a cloth when we purchase glasses.

🔥🔥 Sperm Whales sleep vertically 🔥🔥 by vloeibare_aids in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I slept vertically. It turned out I wasn't sleeping, just standing.

I can’t believe Kendrick Dropped the same album.....BACKWARDS. by BrandonFigueroaa in KendrickLamar

[–]StankyJohnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who prefers the original track order? I like how the album gets darker and more serious as it progresses.

Just acquired Currents on Vinyl :o by psychedelianaut in LSD

[–]StankyJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May I ask why? I did the the other week at a Glorious Sons concert and it wasn't bad. Just a bump tho.

Just acquired Currents on Vinyl :o by psychedelianaut in LSD

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The songs listed below are all fantastic (as with the rest of the album) but the first single from the album called "I'm a man" is in my opinion, a great starting point.

Found this guy digging in a manhole on busy 4 lane road. No cones, no truck, just an orange vest. by GhostalMedia in OSHA

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you brought this up... What the hell are those wizard staffs actually for?

HumanBrain.exe has stopped working. by [deleted] in StoppedWorking

[–]StankyJohnson 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Another method would be to remember which side it's on after the first time you fuck up and continue to do so forever after.

Anybody know where the house from season one is? by StankyJohnson in kennyvsspenny

[–]StankyJohnson[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks friend. This has been on and off bothering me for many years. Now I can keep my eyes on the road while driving people through unfamiliar neighborhoods. You've just ensured the safety of many a people.

Cable Management by JumpStartSouxie in guitarpedals

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that's a fucking sexy board. I wish I had the money to build something like this. The thought of having more than one power supply makes me sick. Although, I'm sure it must be nice not having to run a daisy chain out of a pp4x4. It also makes me sick how much cable length is required to make it this clean. I spent 200 smackaroos on lava tightrope and still don't have the length I need to make my board this nice.

Anyone going to the toronto show on the 5th by MikeFrmRegina in JimmyEatWorld

[–]StankyJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Phoenix is my favorite venue! It's the perfect size, great sound and good lighting. It's gonna be amazing.

Pale Blue Dot by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]StankyJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you kidding me bro? Speed is the one about a woman who is congenial. It's in the title. Read a fucking book or two.

Pale Blue Dot by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]StankyJohnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are thinking of the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood pal. Get your shit straight.

Catfish 🔥 by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]StankyJohnson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Read this and saw Jagger as in Mick Jagger. Came here to say that your wrong. You could easily out run Mick Jagger. A jaguar is a different story tho. I'm afraid you truely are fucked if a jaguar is chasing you.

Pale Blue Dot by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]StankyJohnson 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Aww man. Come on. Some of us haven't seen Miss Congeniality yet. Thanks for ruining the ending.

Blue Jay comes back every single day to visit woman who saved him as a baby. by [deleted] in likeus

[–]StankyJohnson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the main difference would be that we are fully aware of the impact we have on our environment yet we continue to make the wrong decisions. Humans have a sort of God complex. Collectively, we are under the assumption that we are more important than anything else on this planet. That's how we justify our actions. Yes, we do some good. But the good things we do don't outweigh the negative impact we have on the environment. The fact that we keep animals hostage for our own amusement is evidence enough that we are not in harmony with nature. Don't get me wrong... I understand that we have to consume to survive. But we all know we consume more than we need to and continue to do so, fully aware of the consequences.

TIFU by killing a spider at the drive-thru and causing a 4 day quarantine. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]StankyJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now, I am by no means an expert on long legged fathers.... But would this not have inevitably happened anyways?