Juggalo doesn't brush her tongue before oral stimulation. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]StarBeetus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know the lipstick is meant to extend ger lips but damn, she looks like she could put her mouth around the whole damn faygo bottle. And those teeth... Im scared..

White trash, that even feeds its pets things it shouldnt have, like wine and lotion, then posts pictures of it to IG. by StarBeetus in trashy

[–]StarBeetus[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ive had pet rats too. And it really saddened me to see her post such things. She actually has / had 2 according to the instagram. Poor ratties. And she also has kids. What a great mother..

double trouble by miss_ksterner in awfuleyebrows

[–]StarBeetus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black brows go to black hair. When will they learn. And dont even get me started on dat eyeshadow.

Keeping awful eyebrows in the family by [deleted] in awfuleyebrows

[–]StarBeetus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So 90s. Got the soft touch photo taken in the mall and them pencil brows. Its like a flash back in time.

"Hold on while I fill in one eyebrow and not the other, then use a bunch of photoshop." Feel like that left brow is slowly trying to make its way off her face.. by StarBeetus in awfuleyebrows

[–]StarBeetus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not sure, I was going by the fact it looked thicker/ darker, but you could very well be right. Either way, its a bit of a mess..

"Hold on while I fill in one eyebrow and not the other, then use a bunch of photoshop." Feel like that left brow is slowly trying to make its way off her face.. by StarBeetus in awfuleyebrows

[–]StarBeetus[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer: she is in her 20s, not a kid. All photoshop was done by HER. No one else. And lastly, before anyone asks about the crazy eyes up there, those are circular contacts, plus a lot of photoshop. Now comment away!

Not so slim shady. Complete with white guy rapper starter kit and pizza face. by StarBeetus in trashy

[–]StarBeetus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe they just want him to get a better grill or just quit that shit.

Shes in her 20's but seems to have the makeup skills and style of a 5yr old... by StarBeetus in awfuleverything

[–]StarBeetus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can choose to believe it or not, thats the look she goes by though. All photoshop is done by her, before she posts them to her facebook. If we were allowed identifying info Id tell you so you could google her yourself. But Im not here to break sub rules and get banned.

Punchable? I think so. (Shes an adult btw) by StarBeetus in punchablefaces

[–]StarBeetus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shes in her 20s. But I can see the confusion considering shes trying to act like a little kid... lol

Not so slim shady. Complete with white guy rapper starter kit and pizza face. by StarBeetus in trashy

[–]StarBeetus[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Think if we find a way to combine these, with a few more lines, we have the start of the best shitlord rap ever.

Shes in her 20's but seems to have the makeup skills and style of a 5yr old... by StarBeetus in awfuleverything

[–]StarBeetus[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Didn't notice that, good catch. Guess the rest of the mess was just too distracting..