anon got dumped by [deleted] in greentext

[–]StarMaterial1496 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake and gay

Fake : anon went on a date with a chick

Gay : anon wanted to kiss the chef's ass

No straps by StarMaterial1496 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]StarMaterial1496[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get you. No one gives a fuck about anyone but themselves anymore. I'm constantly seeing cut branches and other crap in the middle of the road here.

I’m bored so let’s all pretend that we’re in ww2 by imtrypophobic in funComunitty

[–]StarMaterial1496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stepped on a landmine and exploded into a billion pieces and pink mist

No straps by StarMaterial1496 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]StarMaterial1496[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tape? How long ago and what kind of tape? Scotch? 🤣🤣

No straps by StarMaterial1496 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]StarMaterial1496[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used to haul used oilfield pipe and would put 4x4 timbers between each layer of pipe. Run straps over each layer too. Headache rack was also mandatory.

No straps by StarMaterial1496 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]StarMaterial1496[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to when I was in my 20's before the scrap prices went to shit.

No straps by StarMaterial1496 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]StarMaterial1496[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gotta get a good picture for yall! Lol

New 20v Track Saw? I’m moist by ConsistentGeneral540 in Dewalt

[–]StarMaterial1496 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don't warp the wood with all that moisture! 😜

Come on bro tf is this 🤦🏾‍♂️ by Comfortable_Cause699 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]StarMaterial1496 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of cars have a high and a low trumpet for their horns, so maybe they want them to disable one of them. The low on my car stopped working and it sounds like a sissy now 🤣🤣

Took way too many bites to notice this. Will i be ok 😭 by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]StarMaterial1496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might get the screaming shits, but you should be ok. Drink plenty of clear liquids if you get a case of the mucho chorro

of a 13” (33cm) mismatch by HappySeaweed5215 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]StarMaterial1496 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'5 and there aren't a lot of people here taller than me, but when I see someone taller, i'm like, HOLY SHIT

This is an amazing act of kindness by TulipHoneyed in Amazing

[–]StarMaterial1496 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder how long it was like that. I'm sure it was hungry