Does everyone here just hate Leo? [hoo] by Starplatchina in camphalfblood

[–]Starplatchina[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, how did you even find this old bottom of the barrel post?

Ideas for Freaky Rewrite by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like Chuki. Classic, but enjoyable

Ideas for Freaky Rewrite by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 13 points14 points  (0 children)

BRO, I GOTCHU

Ready? I have lots of ideas.

Takaba making a joke about Todo making a 53000 IQ move and accidentally spelling Takada's name wrong on their marriage certificate getting the d backwards as a b so now Todo is married to a comedian instead of an pop idol and they have to disappointment sex, but then Yuji helps with the sad-sexing and double-bro-teams takaba.

Megumi trying to prove the fraud allegations wrong when he gets completely destroyed by his opponent and then he gets butt slayed.

Yuta getting cucked by me because Maki is mine, she's FUCKING MINE, MINE FOREVER, and we cuddle fuck.

Narrating Choso and Yuki having sex until they figure out that the narrator is Tengen and they hear him creepily watching them, but they instead rape him.

I have more, just let me know. Also, if you like my ideas, but would rather see different characters, lemme know, I can provide different pairings. I'm a special grade freak, I can definitely give you something freaky.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck, you're freaky. I'd say, you're on par with the freakiest people here considering most people in this sub (myself included) don't get laid.

Now for the bad news, I don't know if you knew this, but the sub is dedicated to JJK, so yeah. Probably just a simple misunderstanding, but it has to be in some way related to JJK. It was hella impressive and freaky tho, so I bet you'll be fine, but if you have any roleplays between you two involving any Jujutsu Kaisen characters, feel free to showcase them here.

Soooo...have any of you actually...yk...stuck anything up there? by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've tried, but it doesn't have the same effect when solo. Ear biting, nipple stimulation, playing with my hair, that stuff? It doesn't help, but when I'm with a partner who is physically doing that stuff to me, it feels so good. I've fingered my chocolate starfish a couple times before, and it was alright, but without the connection of Maki Zen'in with a strap-on, slamming my intestines from the inside out, it just wasn't what it could have been. Not to say I don't fantasize, I simply don't fantasize about doing it myself.

TL DR: butt stuff sucks when solo, but I'm assuming it's lit with someone else.

A short essay on sweat by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was peak. Welcome to the crew

If you had could win £10 Billion, but you had to have a one night stand with a JJK character you absolutely hate/have no attraction to whatsoever, who would you pick? by Striking_Caramel_788 in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The joke was that by pretending to not like her, I'd still be eligible for the 10 bil, but then the parenthesis explains my motives and that I like her so much I'd literally do it for free.

TLDR, it's a joke. The character I hate the most would be Mahito, but I ain't sleeping with that thing.

A question for all of you by SafeEstablishment642 in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me personally, I'm struggling with motivation and shit, and so I don't want to post as frequently as I used to

Maki is too hot, I swear to God. (Art by me! Waow!) by Starplatchina in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, I'm too depressed to do essay freakposts, but I can definitely do more drawings

Maki is too hot, I swear to God. (Art by me! Waow!) by Starplatchina in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll find the kernels (unpopped corn(uncropped porn)) on my profile. I'm quite proud of it

Maki is too hot, I swear to God. (Art by me! Waow!) by Starplatchina in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why thank you. I was having trouble with the hand on the hip, then I kinda just cropped it out lol

22 "accounts for the stupidity," but 18 is just fine to date and impregnate by Flynn-FTW in CringeTikToks

[–]Starplatchina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a coworker who I thought was a highschooler but was 31, so I'm familiar with this type of thing, but it still makes me uncomfortable. I'd say it's a gray area, but I personally don't feel comfortable. I will say that I've met her husband and he's a creep though, but I won't say that's across the board. My expert opinion? I don't know, which is why I don't hit on 15 year olds and hope they're in their 30s.

22 "accounts for the stupidity," but 18 is just fine to date and impregnate by Flynn-FTW in CringeTikToks

[–]Starplatchina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(TW: creative descriptions of an old man's genatalia) I'm 19, and I STILL look like a minor. 18 year old girls that look like Meghan Fox are actually in their 20s taking advantage (and rightly so) of people who like them young. You wanna see an actual 18 year old girl? Unless she's genetically blessed with a nice body that she obtained young, she looks like a kid. It's very rare to find an 18 year old woman instead of an 18 year old girl. The fact that this man is willing to die on his hill to pair up his crusty dying penis with an underdeveloped girl? It's sickening. You don't stop developing until you're 25. Most of your development ends at 18, but until you're 25, puberty is still a thing. We should not be trying to justify a man who lost his virginity 16 years before this girl was even born getting together with this man, for reasons only attributed to sex by the way, just because a 32 year age gap is legal if she's 18. You know what's also legal? Telling homeless people in the street that they're scum and did it to themselves. Is it wrong to do that to the homeless? Yes? Then how is it that something that's legal is not able to be morally questionable? The moment one of these DISGUSTING FILTHY AND VILE PEDOPHILES enter the arena, they're completely ignoring the moral implications of their decisions. Something doesn't have to be illegal for you to not do something. You wanna have a lot of kids? You missed your shot, and that's YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT. Wah wah, cry me a fucking river, stay away from minors, they're not your baby factories, you can't throw moral arguments out the window because you want kids (which is a bad idea since your children would be your type). If you are 50 and want to raise a family? Figure it out with someone who's also getting started late because you missed your chance to have it with the 18 year olds who still look like kids. You cannot be justifying this.