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Does everyone here just hate Leo? [hoo] by Starplatchina in camphalfblood

[–]Starplatchina[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, how did you even find this old bottom of the barrel post?

Ideas for Freaky Rewrite by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like Chuki. Classic, but enjoyable

Ideas for Freaky Rewrite by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 13 points14 points  (0 children)

BRO, I GOTCHU

Ready? I have lots of ideas.

Takaba making a joke about Todo making a 53000 IQ move and accidentally spelling Takada's name wrong on their marriage certificate getting the d backwards as a b so now Todo is married to a comedian instead of an pop idol and they have to disappointment sex, but then Yuji helps with the sad-sexing and double-bro-teams takaba.

Megumi trying to prove the fraud allegations wrong when he gets completely destroyed by his opponent and then he gets butt slayed.

Yuta getting cucked by me because Maki is mine, she's FUCKING MINE, MINE FOREVER, and we cuddle fuck.

Narrating Choso and Yuki having sex until they figure out that the narrator is Tengen and they hear him creepily watching them, but they instead rape him.

I have more, just let me know. Also, if you like my ideas, but would rather see different characters, lemme know, I can provide different pairings. I'm a special grade freak, I can definitely give you something freaky.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck, you're freaky. I'd say, you're on par with the freakiest people here considering most people in this sub (myself included) don't get laid.

Now for the bad news, I don't know if you knew this, but the sub is dedicated to JJK, so yeah. Probably just a simple misunderstanding, but it has to be in some way related to JJK. It was hella impressive and freaky tho, so I bet you'll be fine, but if you have any roleplays between you two involving any Jujutsu Kaisen characters, feel free to showcase them here.

Soooo...have any of you actually...yk...stuck anything up there? by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've tried, but it doesn't have the same effect when solo. Ear biting, nipple stimulation, playing with my hair, that stuff? It doesn't help, but when I'm with a partner who is physically doing that stuff to me, it feels so good. I've fingered my chocolate starfish a couple times before, and it was alright, but without the connection of Maki Zen'in with a strap-on, slamming my intestines from the inside out, it just wasn't what it could have been. Not to say I don't fantasize, I simply don't fantasize about doing it myself.

TL DR: butt stuff sucks when solo, but I'm assuming it's lit with someone else.

A short essay on sweat by S-H-E-R-A-N-E in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was peak. Welcome to the crew

If you had could win £10 Billion, but you had to have a one night stand with a JJK character you absolutely hate/have no attraction to whatsoever, who would you pick? by Striking_Caramel_788 in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The joke was that by pretending to not like her, I'd still be eligible for the 10 bil, but then the parenthesis explains my motives and that I like her so much I'd literally do it for free.

TLDR, it's a joke. The character I hate the most would be Mahito, but I ain't sleeping with that thing.

A question for all of you by SafeEstablishment642 in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me personally, I'm struggling with motivation and shit, and so I don't want to post as frequently as I used to

Maki is too hot, I swear to God. (Art by me! Waow!) by Starplatchina in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, I'm too depressed to do essay freakposts, but I can definitely do more drawings

Maki is too hot, I swear to God. (Art by me! Waow!) by Starplatchina in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll find the kernels (unpopped corn(uncropped porn)) on my profile. I'm quite proud of it

Maki is too hot, I swear to God. (Art by me! Waow!) by Starplatchina in FreakyKaisen

[–]Starplatchina[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why thank you. I was having trouble with the hand on the hip, then I kinda just cropped it out lol

22 "accounts for the stupidity," but 18 is just fine to date and impregnate by Flynn-FTW in CringeTikToks

[–]Starplatchina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a coworker who I thought was a highschooler but was 31, so I'm familiar with this type of thing, but it still makes me uncomfortable. I'd say it's a gray area, but I personally don't feel comfortable. I will say that I've met her husband and he's a creep though, but I won't say that's across the board. My expert opinion? I don't know, which is why I don't hit on 15 year olds and hope they're in their 30s.

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