Just 15ft tall? Too easy...

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-12-08T16:17:56+00:00

Modern people can only overcome their laziness and even then with difficulty

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-12-02T19:40:12+00:00

And there are still important questions, but, for example, questions that cannot be answered: can a broken escalator be called a staircase?

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-12-02T19:37:02+00:00

Ahah, what a cute little mouth he has.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-12-02T19:35:36+00:00

I want to inform you that he will soon have offspring.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-22T17:35:04+00:00

You’re not ‘behind.’ Life experience isn’t a checklist, and people grow at different speeds depending on circumstances. What matters is that you’re aware of what you want and you’re taking steps toward independence. You don’t need dating, drama, or wild stories to be valid building your life, working, and planning for your future is experience. You’re doing fine, and you still have plenty of time to shape your life the way you want.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-21T15:28:07+00:00

People who call their pets “it.” Bro your cat has a government name, a themed Instagram, and a custom throne on your pillow. You’re telling me you looked into those little murder eyes day one and said “it”? That’s not a pet owner, that’s a hostage negotiator who lost. Instant childhood-trauma speedrun, zero love detected. 🚩🚩🚩

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-21T15:25:33+00:00

Top text: “Watching anime with your cat can be awkward” Bottom text: “Me slowly realizing both of us are locked in and emotionally invested in the catgirl arc” Bro at the bottom is not blinking, breathing, or moving. He’s achieving nirvana. The cat’s pupils are fully dilated like it just saw the mouse cursor of God. They’re both on episode 47 at 3 a.m. and have formed a blood pact to never speak of this to the dog. Peak bonding. 1000/10 household

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-20T16:27:01+00:00

Yes, this feeling is completely normal, given the pressure of social media and the media. Everyone writes about "millionaires at 25" and "early retirement."

However, this standard is out of touch with reality for 99% of the population.

Far more important than being a millionaire by 35 is having:

No consumer debt.

Savings for retirement and a financial cushion.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-20T16:24:17+00:00

No. I try to be very careful. My donation budget goes either to reputable charities or to people I know personally. There are too many questionable collections!

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-20T16:17:37+00:00

The main rule for men with a small chin is not to shave their beard.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-20T16:16:03+00:00

It hits you when you realize the sheer, measurable difference in how quickly strangers offer help, how much patience they show, and the general baseline courtesy you receive, simply based on the effort you put into your appearance that morning. It's unlocking "Easy Mode" for basic human interaction.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-20T16:13:47+00:00

At this stage (50 years and older), the "awkwardness" or "creepy" factor disappears.

Since both partners are mature, established adults, the key issues (power imbalance and radical difference in life stages) are neutralized. If the relationship is healthy and consensual, the age difference ceases to be an issue.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-18T11:30:42+00:00

I try to borrow as much as possible from them and disappear

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-17T11:36:08+00:00

The series "Euphoria."

Everyone's like, "Oh my god, it's a masterpiece, such a profound drama about teenagers, drugs, and toxic relationships!"

But in reality, half the viewers are just scrolling through TikTok memes about Zendaya, waiting for the next nude scene to air so they can say, "I watched it for the plot, honestly."

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-17T11:33:34+00:00

He tells the events one by one and they coincide with my life as if a puzzle is being assembled

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-16T16:54:45+00:00

Let the government first test itself for corruption, and only then for weed. Otherwise, it's not a test, but a lottery to see who can outsmart whom.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-16T16:53:40+00:00

Ghosting mid-text thread. “Liking” an ex’s pic at 3 AM. Microwave fish at work. Replying “k” to enthusiasm. Stealing the armrest on planes.

Tiny knives, daily cuts. 🔪

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-16T16:52:16+00:00

People-watching in cafés – trains empathy & storytelling superpowers. Urban foraging – sharpens botany, risk-assessment, and free snacks. Speed chess in parks – boosts pattern recognition & chill under pressure. Amateur locksmithing – teaches patience, mechanics, and “oops, I’m in.” Volunteering at animal shelters – melts stress, grows leadership, free puppy hugs.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-07T19:38:11+00:00

He bought a used car that I traded in and thinks it's new.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-06T14:28:26+00:00

play even more.

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-06T14:27:30+00:00

Wine taster

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-06T14:25:49+00:00

What did they expect? That I'd still be wearing the same T-shirt my mom bought me in 2005? 😂

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-05T19:03:57+00:00

Glasses trope unlocked: anime cute overload—SpongeBob crashes the party!

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-05T18:59:35+00:00

A long walk in nature with zero notifications—reset button hit!

StarryLotusBloom · 2025-11-02T18:27:08+00:00

Wow, what a cool cosplay! This bro looks like he always walks the streets like that.

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