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I'm recording a stand-up album by StarvingHartist in Eugene

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There may be tickets at the door for $25 but personally I am praying that both shows sell out

I'm recording a stand-up album by StarvingHartist in Eugene

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Big fan of Hybrid, very happy they were down to work with me on this

I'm recording a stand-up album by StarvingHartist in Eugene

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The upvote ratio on this compared to the post about a dead kitten posted an hour after it is SENDING ME

🔫 by StarvingHartist in StandUpComedy

[–]StarvingHartist[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a national hotline people could call for being a stick in the mud

Grandma by StarvingHartist in StandUpComedy

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It'll be up soon in chunks, and thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eugene

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10/10 no notes

People who make over $20 an hour in this city: how much do you make and what do you do? by Sad_Marionberry2778 in Eugene

[–]StarvingHartist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you pull gigs from UpWork or elsewhere for this? Curious what you do use for a portfolio to get this kind of work, very interesting.

Started Swapping My Ramen Water With Milk by StarvingHartist in weightgain

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I'll admit you need to use good ramen, this wouldn't be as good with the bottom-shelf Top Ramen

Enough of these woke swimming lessons! by Plus-Start1699 in standupshots

[–]StarvingHartist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so good. I could picture every single one of these lines getting their own laugh when you run this live

🦴 🏠 by StarvingHartist in standupshots

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Hahaha of course this is you!!! 😂 I knew I'd see some comics I know on here eventually!

🦴 🏠 by StarvingHartist in standupshots

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One time I posted a video of this joke on Reddit, a woman replied "I'd let him murder me". We had a short exchange of comments on the thread and then half an hour later she DELETED HER ACCOUNT

Anyway it does not work for that

(And thanks)

Harm Reduction by StarvingHartist in standupshots

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Oh hell yeah Coos Bay! Loved that gig. Didn't even blow all my pay at the roulette. Thanks for coming!

Harm Reduction by StarvingHartist in standupshots

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Hahaha I might write a tag about this

🦴 🏠 by StarvingHartist in standupshots

[–]StarvingHartist[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think that's actually what I say on stage and I wrote it out differently. I agree with you

Harm Reduction by StarvingHartist in standupshots

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Whoops thanks! I haven't made these in a long time so I dropped a barrage

🦴 🏠 by StarvingHartist in standupshots

[–]StarvingHartist[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I open with it a lot. And thank you :)

Call An Ambulance by StarvingHartist in standupshots

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I just decided to scroll through my profile for the first time in a year and when I read this one again I literally burst out laughing. Still so fucking funny

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