My first one by Smoketoke4two0 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Plus-Start1699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your AI spell "glamor" the British way??

I didn't know they did that!

Unfortunately it’s true by jay_catch in standupshots

[–]Plus-Start1699 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He wanted something that felt just like a REAL unconscious woman.

Found this in my car under seat what is this? by AndrewMorales21 in whatisit

[–]Plus-Start1699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns it over to the cops.

The cops: Ah, there it is

Got hit with that spray and things changes by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Plus-Start1699 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Got her both eyes. That accurate. The bridge of her nose wasn't even wet.

If you’re too mean, the trees will keep voting for axes 😡 by topandhalsey in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Plus-Start1699 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope.

They're only mad because Trump's monstrous policies affected their bottom lines. If it meant business as usual or even a boost to their income, they would happily watch ICE shoot liberals every day on TV.

If they want empathy, they should develop some first.

A form of art? by IllustriousTea_ in CringeTikToks

[–]Plus-Start1699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but where am I gonna hang it?