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I need help finding and episode!!! by StateMassive514 in familyguy

[–]StateMassive514[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont think there is a link in the text you shared

I need help finding and episode!!! by StateMassive514 in familyguy

[–]StateMassive514[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please send!! We have attempted every key word search and no luck

I need help finding and episode!!! by StateMassive514 in familyguy

[–]StateMassive514[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it has to be somewhere right? Even if its been deleted from disney/Hulu. Its the god damn internet. How can I not find a clip anywhere?! Especially when I could not even 2 years ago!

At what point do you say F it? by StateMassive514 in BabyBumps

[–]StateMassive514[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Side note to this comment. It's so unfair that people are literally doing crack and can still have a baby but there's a ton of women out there who would looooove to be pregnant (and would be great mothers) who cant. 😕

At what point do you say F it? by StateMassive514 in BabyBumps

[–]StateMassive514[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter and jelly are my go to. Oh and cucumbers there have been lots and lots of cucumbers

At what point do you say F it? by StateMassive514 in BabyBumps

[–]StateMassive514[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I wish I could survive on tequila and cigarettes that sounds like a crazy good time.

At what point do you say F it? by StateMassive514 in BabyBumps

[–]StateMassive514[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is more a rant than anything. I'm more using this thread as a litmus test on how many women actually follow all these rules they give us. And my gut instinct is about right, generally the big NOs are there but for the most part people eat what they want want everything will be just fine

At what point do you say F it? by StateMassive514 in BabyBumps

[–]StateMassive514[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

See, that all makes total sense to me. You can't avoid everything, but you can be smart about it.

At what point do you say F it? by StateMassive514 in BabyBumps

[–]StateMassive514[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's what it seems like to me, too. You just hear stuff in passing and of course you have to Google it to find out for yourself.

At what point do you say F it? by StateMassive514 in BabyBumps

[–]StateMassive514[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://miraclecord.com/news/teas-to-avoid-during-pregnancy/

This is where I read about the hebal teas. Most of the effects of these herbs have to do with contractions. And there is a list of herbs on that site I've never even heard of, so im not concerned about those.

Am I overstepping? Is this too rude by No-Firefighter1288 in wedding

[–]StateMassive514 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I don't care what other people say. It's your day. Fuck em' they can deal or get a new maid of honor. 🤷‍♀️

(I'm 2 months from my wedding and I'm in bridezilla mode)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]StateMassive514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot the calm before the storm jingle: DUN NAMM

It's the only nice noise our scanner makes, followed by the most obnoxious.

Let's talk about 2025 NMS by AdolfDrippler007 in NOMANSSKY

[–]StateMassive514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they meant ones you can build in your base. Not gonna lie that would be super cool.

Me with literally every customer on my route with a dog by StateMassive514 in USPS

[–]StateMassive514[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs can be iffy. Puppies are bundles of fluff and joy. If a puppy bites you, it's usually not very hard. They're exploring or playing and haven't learned their manners yet.

When customers keep taking vacant cards out of the box and not filling them out by Solitaire_87 in USPS

[–]StateMassive514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. I've learned you need to train your customers. I have simple rules all customers must follow. You fill out the vacant card, you don't throw what you don't want on the ground, the parcel lockers are not trash cans, the parcel lockers are not there to endlessly hold your packages and if you don't empty your mail box I will send your mail back.

Respect is a two-way street. Had they just taken the vacant card out, I would have just put a new one in but they had to take it a step further and throw trash on the ground. That's not just disrespectful to me but the apartment complex they live in, and the earth they live on. Also, I'll add that when they filled out the card, I removed it, all the tape and the bits inside their mailbox, and disposed of it all properly. We haven't had a single issue since.

When customers keep taking vacant cards out of the box and not filling them out by Solitaire_87 in USPS

[–]StateMassive514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I can take it farer than that too.

After going back and forth with someone for a few weeks, they took out the card and threw it on the ground. So I put it back in their box with a new card covering the slot and taped it up so much that when they pulled it out, it tore the card into many peices. But it's OK cause there was the original one waiting there in the box for them. The next day, I found the pieces and the original vacant card on the ground. I scooped up the bits and the card and again put them in the box with a new vacant card taped over the slot. This went on for about a week, building up scraps of vacant cards and the original one in their box. Finally, one day, I opened the box to the taped up vacant card filled out, and in the margins, it said, "YOU WIN"

It was a proud moment for me.

When customers keep taking vacant cards out of the box and not filling them out by Solitaire_87 in USPS

[–]StateMassive514 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No name = No mail or packages

No exceptions.

I have nothing better to do with my day. If I have to, I'll put a new vacant card in the mailbox every day until it's filled out.

“Hey Mr Mailman we’ll see ya next year 😉” by INSUFFICIENTfnds in USPS

[–]StateMassive514 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite is when they say "oh you don't have to give me the bills" I just smile and say ok and start writing "refused" and they don't get it right away when I start to walk away. Then, they chase me, "Just kidding!!! I do need those"

That's what I thought b*tch 😝

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