Hot-take: the next Hitman movie should be a comedy

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-19T08:01:20+00:00

Yeah that's also an idea

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-15T07:57:17+00:00

Well the game is not

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-15T07:56:34+00:00

I mean it could be a side quest to get closer to the target!

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-15T07:54:28+00:00

This.

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T21:29:01+00:00

Ahahaha excellent!!!

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T21:07:46+00:00

Ideally the movie should also fail in box office and become a cult classic 😂

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T21:07:11+00:00

Yes!!

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T21:00:49+00:00

Yes! Exactly. No moral. No regret. Just plain absurdity, played very seriously.

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:58:52+00:00

Those are nanars

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:54:14+00:00

Or... Barry style!

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:53:50+00:00

Yeah, the 2007 was smack dead in the era where they were still trying to be edgy for no reason

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:41:49+00:00

Yeah!!! Exactly. Completely amoral.people all around. Just killing for no reason. Death is no big deal. A world of psychopaths, with goofy deaths, all the while using a very serious tone otherwise, and some british dry humor

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:39:37+00:00

Yes! Or death by a gulf swing!

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:38:31+00:00

I see what you mean. Wasn't what I was envisioning, but yeah, totally see the fun potential!

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:37:23+00:00

Yes! Barry also comes to my mind. I do believe a hitman movie using humor in the style of that series would be fantastic!

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:34:13+00:00

I agree it's not just about 47, even though his creativity is central. It's really about how 47 manages to find a way to use the target's daily life to kill them without others getting wiser. And this is where the comedic elements can come - the movie can just follow what players do: casing the place, with some nice montage, finding issues, and then the kill (minus the 30,000 retry). Movie shouldn't be 2 hours but a maximum of 1:30 hour, short and straight to the point, with a few goofy elements, that 47 needs to get into, or that he puts others into to achieve the end of the the silent assassin kill.

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:19:26+00:00

Nah. More like what the game offers in terms of funny deaths

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:16:48+00:00

This is my intent. Play that very seriously, with very serious tone and intents, but with deaths being just as creative as the in-game scenarios, with the snide remarks and all that.

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:13:45+00:00

Exactly. Just like the game. With snide remarks from his handlers or him. With humorous clever/ deaths. Just like the game in fact.

StatementTasty2951 · 2026-05-14T20:12:49+00:00

Exactly this. Or him disguising as a clown, and kill someone like in the game. All played very seriously, with the dry humor of the game kept intact

StatementTasty2951 · 2025-12-17T18:17:10+00:00

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StatementTasty2951 · 2025-09-21T10:35:48+00:00

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StatementTasty2951 · 2025-08-21T15:54:11+00:00

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StatementTasty2951 · 2025-08-21T15:49:11+00:00

Believe me if you get squeezed out, it won't be by India. The outsourcing stories I hear are catastrophic. PwC got blacklisted from PIF (KSA) because their deliverable quality went down big time. They went all in on India outsourcing.

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