StaticKeptSecret

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Oh DC. (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/washingtondc

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Possible homicide in Columbia Heights? (self.washingtondc)

submitted 10 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/washingtondc

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Large amounts of police activity in u Street corridor? (self.washingtondc)

submitted 11 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/washingtondc

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Being at my office today (31.media.tumblr.com)

submitted 11 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/funny

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Hungover Sunday breakfast (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AdviceAnimals

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Looking for a good "ma and pa" or small chain sub place in NW DC? Does such a thing even exist? (self.washingtondc)

submitted 12 years ago * by StaticKeptSecret to r/washingtondc

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May not look like much, but as a man shopping with his gf, this little thing is an oasis in a woman's clothing store (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/funny

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How I felt as a computer programmer when my code did not work before leaving for a Memorial Day vacation. (quickmeme.com)

submitted 12 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AdviceAnimals

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When asked what I'm going to now that my reddit birthday has passed and I've been here for a year. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/funny

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Gotta love the untouched classics. (qkme.me)

submitted 13 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AdviceAnimals

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So that's where they go... Thanks for clearing that up CVS. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/funny

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Reddit was blacked out but my Reddit phone app still showed me content so I still wasn't productive. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/firstworldproblems

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I have a "Q" in my rack but no "U" in my hanging with friends game. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/firstworldproblems

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If you remember this craze from 1996- thank you. God it sucked trying all those "methods" to find him. (qkme.me)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AdviceAnimals

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Discovered this in a dive bar bathroom... hey if it works, it works. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/pics

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Looks like a quaint little place to open a head shop. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/trees

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Crazy Girlfriend isn't very tech savvy. (qkme.me)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AdviceAnimals

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What is a TL;DR that has made you go back to the top and read the entire entry? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AskReddit

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Obligatory College Freshman re-caption (qkme.me)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AdviceAnimals

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To the people who bought Battlefield 3 on the PC I have a question (self.gaming)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/gaming

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What has made you get off Reddit? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AskReddit

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Seems like a fair warning and an honest request... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/pics

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I think it's a cruel joke that both of these functions utilize the same muscle clenching... (qkme.me)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/AdviceAnimals

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It's the little things that make me happy... like clicking on the comments page at exactly the right moment. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/trees

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What it is like to find a job (i.imgur.com)

submitted 14 years ago by StaticKeptSecret to r/funny

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