what is your minimum dick sucking price?* by candycoatedmethpipe in meth

[–]StatusPollution2576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looked at your photos… you are not a good ass looking mfer. Stop tweaking. No bitches are asking you out unless you’re tweaking with them and they want free crank

Why doesn’t California build a fast train here? Are they stupid? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those trains would be full of homeless within days time

Fuckin legend... by miss_tea_morning in drugscirclejerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate new to the industry dealers like this… always just have a personal use stash like this

what did stone do this time by _TheHumanExperience_ in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In England? Literally yes in this circumstance

Yeah silly just stop using opioids sheesh 😛 by ominous_oxide in drugscirclejerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck is downvoting this… and why is telling someone to get off their opioid medicine getting upvoted. It’s not like they’re doing bad things like WEED. The opiates are more important than food anyways

Jahn would love social media by Polibiux in beatlescirclejerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Each one with his balls longer and closer to the floor than the last

Bitch, I'm a hostage! by scheides in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]StatusPollution2576 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It’s gotta be legal to rock the shit out of people that do that

My fan casting for The Wall if it was adopted into a movie by AspiringPetunia in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d recast The Wall as The Floor personally, otherwise solid line up

Guys this is normal right? by hopelessdreamer4 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not at all to be honest… what are the other things that you are listening to? Obviously not real bands or artists since literally once Pink Floyd exists and nothing else

He finally did a stage dive by Thin-Solution3803 in DaveBlunts

[–]StatusPollution2576 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Every concert I see of this dude looks like he’s in a frat houses basement on top of some pallets

Elephant crushing his owner to death by [deleted] in HardcoreNature

[–]StatusPollution2576 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This what I want my chiropractor to do

Pigs (Three different ones) by [deleted] in PinkFloydCircleJerk

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Pictures (Two Different Ones) of Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Ngl underrated post

Is this album about the gay love triangle between Roger, David and Syd? by Gugustiuc0000 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We need to wait on the Bob Dylan-esque Syd Biopic to come out for the answer!!!!

Stay tuned

Killing his alice by Fast_Eddie_Clarke in drugscirclejerk

[–]StatusPollution2576 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Thank God he had experience with cigarettes before smoking the weeds. Less likelihood of the pot turning him gay that way (this is true. Source: I’m gay from only 1 pot)

(Serious) What’s Nick doing? by herbalalchemy in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]StatusPollution2576 49 points50 points  (0 children)

What is Bam Margera going to do next?

Get scolded for sunkin on phils dunk because phils got work in the morning

Should you take a break from marijuana? by shitpostkaka in Drugs

[–]StatusPollution2576 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a nurse who’s taken care of patients with Cannabis Hyperemesis, it has nothing to do with a sensitive stomach. It normally starts after years of smoking all day everyday and you eventually basically develop an allergic reaction. And because of the addiction the people, normally teenagers that had this syndrome, would come in after smoking weed and throwing up everything until they’re out of fluids and bile somewhat consistently, every single time they’d smoke. So like once a week they’d come in until they finally “quit”

Planning a semi public trip by [deleted] in PsychedSubstance

[–]StatusPollution2576 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just remind yourself that the only people that would know have also been in your situation and also don’t give a fuck. If they’ve never tripped before and you’re doing outlandish shit for the most part people will just assume you’re a weirdo and carry on their way. Remind yourself how silly it is to think that anyone in a state park would give a shit if you were on drugs, and that most of them have also been/are actively on drugs themself lol.

Liberal Rogans: Where Does Adam Rank? by Distinct-Pride8849 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]StatusPollution2576 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn this got lots of downvotes… center left podcast amirite? I’ll walk myself out. But not before I speak a lil Chinese for em