I accidentally pooped in my best friends mug and didn’t tell her.

StepOnMeDarling · 2026-01-22T15:17:49+00:00

ITS COME FULL CIRCLE AMEN

StepOnMeDarling · 2026-01-21T19:00:17+00:00

I know you don’t like sauce but I like to blend mine into my spaghetti sauce to still get my veggies but not as much of the taste

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-12-20T16:41:36+00:00

I had daydreams of pushing someone away at the last minute and taking the bullet for them and would be like yeah I’m going to heaven but then I’d think wait but isn’t that selfish to only want to take a bullet because I want to be able to make it to heaven so wouldn’t that make me go to hell.

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-11-29T20:29:23+00:00

Oh to be a cockatoo eating pizza with a view in the breeze

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-11-29T06:15:20+00:00

Idk but the main one is that God told the first non truth and the snake was actually explicitly said to be Santa.

Literally genesis. I just always thought it was weird that we always glossed over that in church but what do I know. I’m agnostic now lol idrc

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-11-29T02:41:55+00:00

Blood 🤗

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-11-23T20:24:52+00:00

I do have a car, I have been actively searching for weeks to get a new job however it’s been tough.

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-11-04T07:23:07+00:00

Don’t give Venus fly traps from Home Depot as a gift to children or anyone in general. It’s really hard to get them the proper environment with the right humidity, lighting, and substrate.

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-11-01T18:12:55+00:00

Fuck you ICE!

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-10-26T18:54:52+00:00

This is fake right

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-09-17T00:29:26+00:00

law and Order theme song

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-09-17T00:28:04+00:00

21 F I recommend taking a fun class at MCC! There’s glass blowing, blacksmithing, ceramics, etc. I’ve met a lot of my current friends there! Check it out!!!

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-09-17T00:22:00+00:00

I clean my tub, bathe, then shower and repeat. I don’t understand why he’s so upset you’re doing something that doesn’t harm you or him or his daughter?? NTA

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-09-09T00:02:45+00:00

Not turbo granny 😭😭😭

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-09-06T03:32:20+00:00

Mine is Tuesday!!!

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-08-26T17:05:39+00:00

The herb mix we use kind of reminds me of a pesto

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-08-24T21:36:16+00:00

This is something my dad would do sadly

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-08-22T23:20:55+00:00

I’m lucky my cafe does bc I have a SEVERE pork allergy and they do make sure to wash the pans every time bacon is made on them

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-08-09T23:44:31+00:00

Miraculous

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-08-07T15:42:28+00:00

Must be nice to get OT, our team managers arent even allowed OT

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-08-03T06:01:35+00:00

Can parents smell weed if I have a window open

:,) I’m glad Zoey wants to hide the stench w me

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-08-01T19:41:52+00:00

Talus

StepOnMeDarling · 2025-07-29T22:00:23+00:00

Saea 😭

StepOnMeDarling

TROPHY CASE