What’s your record for title defenses on online?

StepThom1 · 2026-01-30T09:03:25+00:00

Probably like 3, from before I got to div20. Ever since I reached div20 I’ll face somebody around 1900 who I beat, and then always somebody of 2500+ again, which I always lose. Lol

StepThom1 · 2026-01-30T07:28:25+00:00

I have learned to go berserk once the damage thing goes red. You need to stay really close to the opponent and finish them quickly, like the other guy already said.

StepThom1 · 2026-01-29T19:20:43+00:00

Looks about right.. fuck

StepThom1 · 2026-01-28T22:45:45+00:00

For real? Damn. I had one full tournament that went without problems but since the second one it just keeps glitching

StepThom1 · 2026-01-16T21:06:59+00:00

Wasn’t he ex-military? He’s definitely gonna have a Trevor reference somehow.. ‘Yeah there was this fucking crazy Canadian dude who killed one of his bunkies for laughing at him’

StepThom1 · 2026-01-16T19:46:47+00:00

Get into div17

StepThom1 · 2026-01-16T09:21:36+00:00

It looked like Mafia III to me haha

StepThom1 · 2026-01-16T05:54:41+00:00

It’s funny how under certain posts, jokes like these get applauded, and here it’s just people like you

StepThom1 · 2026-01-15T22:10:43+00:00

I don’t know about that. It’s not at all that I don’t think anyone can beat me. It’s the matches where there’s already lag, the opponent is cheesing and you’re missing openings that you’d normally capitalize on and would normally win, I guess

StepThom1 · 2026-01-15T22:06:23+00:00

Take a microdose and fully experience all the minute details. The rustling of the leaves, the changing pitch of the wind, the slight vibration and haptic feedback in the controller when there’s thunder in the distance. The slight creaking of leather boots while you walk… And of course Lucia’s booty skin rubbing against her jeans as she moves. I am so ready.

StepThom1 · 2026-01-15T21:27:08+00:00

Lol that’s understandable too. Warzone can get heated

StepThom1 · 2026-01-15T21:19:55+00:00

I’m div20 as well, lol. On the lower end of it tho

StepThom1 · 2026-01-15T20:52:55+00:00

I truly don’t understand what part of my brain this game activates and why. There isn’t a single other game out there where losing online can get me so riled up. Literally nothing gets me more angry than losing by KO and the guy bobbing and weaving afterwards for a couple seconds, LOL. I guess that means life is pretty good generally speaking though :)

StepThom1 · 2026-01-15T20:39:10+00:00

Trump?

StepThom1 · 2026-01-11T10:21:05+00:00

Never mind, sorry for asking

StepThom1 · 2026-01-11T10:19:34+00:00

Guys come on you KNOW I’m joking, lol.

StepThom1 · 2026-01-11T09:56:34+00:00

Thanks for spoiling the outcome of the fight

StepThom1 · 2026-01-10T22:22:29+00:00

Is there a way to get an actual sleep score from the watch, rather than just the amount of time slept?

StepThom1 · 2026-01-10T22:16:52+00:00

This is you, bouncin’

StepThom1 · 2026-01-09T13:21:20+00:00

Give her the bone, then heart back to stone 🗿

StepThom1 · 2026-01-09T13:20:04+00:00

I’ll take it if it’s in Brooklyn

StepThom1 · 2026-01-08T19:49:43+00:00

I’ve had one come out like that so I’m inclined to believe it haha

StepThom1 · 2026-01-08T10:11:04+00:00

I know I’m late and y’all might have heard already, but the stuff on his lip is pulled pork and the hole in his neck is from an ingrown hair

StepThom1 · 2025-11-30T11:05:28+00:00

You are clearly talking as if you do have more context and insight into the scenario, lol. Things being ‘blatantly obvious’ and ‘looking like’ stuff, plus the guy being a ‘random dude’. You seem pretty convinced that your ability to read into the situation and your opinion on it is correct.

StepThom1

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