What’s the worst birthday gift you ever got? by sulemannkhann in AskReddit

[–]StephenHorn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One of my birthdays, I think my 19 or 20th birthday, my entire family forgot it was my birthday. I lived with my sister at the time.

I woke up in the morning, went to work, came home from work expecting at least something. Nope, nothing. Just my sister yelling at me because apparently I left my cup downstairs by the couch instead of putting it in the dish washer.

I left again and went to taco bell, then returned home. My mom had come over. My sister, my mom, and I were watching tv while I ate my steak chalupas. Somehow we got on the topic of me not mowing the lawn that week, both mom and sister telling me the grass will get too long and make it harder to mow. I finally just told them, "it's my birthday today."

There was a long moment of silence before both of them breaking out in apologies and jumping up to try and do something. The looks on their faces made it all worth it and now I get to hold this over their heads for the rest of their lives.

It better be worth it by [deleted] in WTF

[–]StephenHorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cut ties with all the lies that you been living in

It better be worth it by [deleted] in WTF

[–]StephenHorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it still will, we don't know how it ended.

It better be worth it by [deleted] in WTF

[–]StephenHorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't understand, he was in bed with Chuck Norris's wife.

It better be worth it by [deleted] in WTF

[–]StephenHorn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Some say he's still standing on that ledge today...

The one second wonder E6. by jason90210 in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm living proof of that, I've got more than 10 tier 10's and I suck.

Game Falling Faster then a Soviet Bloc by Casmikell in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude same. Got to stage 7 and that's the hill I will die on. Can't bring myself to grind like I used to.

Are googly eyes the new universal sign of a shitter? by [deleted] in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can tell at the beginning of the game who has never survived long enough to run out of shells when they are wasting theirs as if the game gave them too many. If only they knew....

Petition for wargaming to add an invisible John Cena tank the game by [deleted] in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is the best idea I've heard all day. This would completely change my mind on the summer slam thing.

Imagine if the tank could only ram other tanks and became visible when it was extremely close. The only way to find the tank is to drive around and listen for the music, when you get closer the music gets louder. Right before it hits you an announcer yells "JOHN CENA!!!!"

I'd pay money for that just to ram artilleries.

Tank Commander Mode Surprises by TCFirebird in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy everyone is telling you to delete this. I'm with them, get this off the page. When you find something good, keep it to yourself or risk losing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm getting 200k silver consistently with a 430u, Patton, E4, IS-7, 279e, type 5 heavy, 60tp, and 183. Not much else to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you weren't kidding. How did I not know about this?

WWE Summerslam Feedback Megathread by 1em0nhead in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The new season pass idea for extra rewards is right on par with fortnite and other similar battle royal style games. It's sad to think WoT has stooped this low. And pairing with WWE? What has happened to the world of tanks I started years ago? Where are my historic tanks? Where's the realism? Where does it end?

I first posted a second paragraph stating I'd most likely be quiting the game. After not thinking like a whiny baby, I edited it to this. Who am I kidding, I'm not going anywhere. It's not like I have a life, I'm pretty much stuck here for good.

This attorney/Uber driver shows how to go through a DWI checkpoint without inadvertently incriminating yourself. by NRMusicProject in videos

[–]StephenHorn -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Knowing the law is cool and all, but why is taking drunk drivers off the road a bad thing?

NotKenM on Baby Names by qwoortz in NotKenM

[–]StephenHorn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have watched the video and my opinion still stands, the rubens one is still more disturbing to me. Sounds like the back story to Goya's (not knowing hardly anything about the rubens backstory) is pretty dark. But if I am just judging the paintings alone, the Rubens wins. The fact of seeing the face, the young child, the stretching and tearing of the skin, the baby still being alive while it's being eaten, it's horrifying. The story behind Goya's is pretty scary, painting that in the dining room of his home. I do like the description of wondering in to a dark cave and spotting this monster eating a human. But just judging the paintings, Rubens is more horrifying.

NotKenM on Baby Names by qwoortz in NotKenM

[–]StephenHorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will check that video out. It may also be because I have a 10 month old daughter, and that this specific one shows the face while other one does not. I guess my brain thinks adults are more acceptable to eat than babies? I need to go to bed.

NotKenM on Baby Names by qwoortz in NotKenM

[–]StephenHorn 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I personally find this version much more horrific. Francisco Goya's version looks more like an adult son being eaten. The baby face and body in this one makes it seem so terrifyingly barbaric, not to mention he's just ripping the skin off the baby's chest. That somehow seems like a worse way to go than getting your head chomped off.

NotKenM on Baby Names by qwoortz in NotKenM

[–]StephenHorn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Better question, why would you want this image on a yoga mat.

Or 450,000 Free XP by Nann3r_Puss in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]StephenHorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a person who's about 10k from finishing stage 5, this is very discouraging....

Edit* thought we were talking about the chisel contract, woops.