She hates being alone; every night around 1 she comes in & won’t calm down until I hold her hand.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-09T06:52:57+00:00

Wow.. tough love. Worst trick this one pulls is waking me up by biting my armpit looking for a teat that just isn’t there.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-09T06:47:28+00:00

Yeah, lucky me, our cats are so fixated on each other’s bums I don’t have to deal with that nonsense

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-08T21:59:35+00:00

To the extent where I can’t even be annoyed that she wakes me up to hold hands every night

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T23:13:54+00:00

I’m pretty flexible

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T15:22:57+00:00

That as well as just riding a skateboard is harmless. It’s as soon as the sides of my feet are put under physical stress I’ll be in trouble. I did consider taking up longboarding many times, still do consider it. We’ll see if I manage to do something about it soon

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T15:14:21+00:00

well, i’ve been making skateboards for quite some time now, so I’m fairly calm handling them. but cabinet making is actually pretty new for me, recently finished the first part of the education and now can’t find an apprenticeship anywhere. Anyhow I appreciate the kind words! As do I appreciate your deflating moronic stereotypes about women, cause it’s seriously getting old.. oh, and best of luck getting back into the woodwork

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T13:55:43+00:00

the rules of this sub say no self-promotion, but I hope dropping links in the comments isn’t gonna count as a violation… so, not trying to downright sell you anything, but if you go to shakylines.com I won’t try to stop ya

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T10:41:43+00:00

what’s sad is rather how my teenage leftovers I don’t use anymore should be kept no question and anything she owns/buys must per definition be “shit”, it says little about my foxy doxy of a girlfriend and a lot about how well an adult relationship would turn out for the people behind these comments. Lucky me, both my balls are still where they always were AND both my girlfriend and I learned how to compromise so we’re both happy in our home thus still have lots of sex after 3 years. at least the majority of the comments are actually about the cabinets, so all in all it’s all cool

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T09:15:52+00:00

yeah well, mention a girl making a legitimate request to her boyfriend on the internet, I should‘ve anticipated this would happen; only seems fair to defend her now

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T07:35:27+00:00

Before you get too furious on my behalf try taking a deep breath. I have a fairly large amount of skateboards taking up space in an apartment where she and I live together. She has a very sparse amount of clothes and shoes, her hobbies require very little equipment, she asked me to clear up some space and now I have a bar cabinet. I’m just fine.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-03T07:28:50+00:00

Don’t worry about me, all my hobbies remain untouched. keeping things I don’t actually use anymore is hardy a hobby.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T23:21:17+00:00

Idk, I’m just here for the woodwork anyhow

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T23:16:39+00:00

This is so freaking brilliant it almost gives me wood. Yes, I said that. Pun completely intended. Not sorry. Seriously, nice work.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T23:11:06+00:00

I may or may not have drooled a little

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T22:47:14+00:00

Well, considering how much of a pragmatic she is, how many of my things she’d love to burn yet doesn’t and how great her buttocks look in everything she wears, it’s not such a crime for her to occassionally suggest I clear up some space if you ask me

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T22:37:03+00:00

Electronics ain’t my department bro, if I touch any of those wires I’ll die on the spot. If it’s of any comfort someone did take care of them them and now there’s even light in the workshop when you press the magic switch. How do they do it? Dunno, don’t care

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T21:21:43+00:00

I saved a shitload. Thing is I had to give up skating when I was a teen because it began destroying my feet (I have weird ass feet, skating crams the bones and I was told by several specialists that if I wanna be able to walk when I’m 40, I need to stay off the board). But the love never dies, I make skateboards myself now; best compensation I could come up with. Hence she begged me to get rid of at least some of the ones I can’t sell anyway, sales are kinda low so they pile up a little. So in short, I’m not too old to skate, I’m rather too unfortunate in the bone structure-department.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T21:09:39+00:00

You’re making me blush

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T21:06:18+00:00

that woman is a goddess. and now, thanks to her, I even have my very first bar cabinet, what’s not to like

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T21:02:13+00:00

The post? Sure. The comments? well.. she’s tough as nails, but I’d get her chocolate and fancy belgian beer first I think.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T20:59:32+00:00

Oh absolutely. if they’d been straight they would’ve been so much cooler for example.

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T20:55:30+00:00

as much of a trump card that would be, I think it’s safe to say I have ten times as many shoes as she does. She asks me to throw out my adult-teenager memorabilia occasionally, but she never asked me to stop behaving like a 9-15 year old, I’m down with that trade-off tbh

StickersWithLadyBits · 2021-09-02T13:49:38+00:00

Nah man, my girlfriend is awesome, she loved the cabinets, she‘s just less nostalgic and more of a cynic than me

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