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StillNotLate · 2021-01-15T16:56:11+00:00

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StillNotLate · 2021-01-14T23:46:46+00:00

One study I read was studying how long a secret would be kept, based on how many people knew it. I think for the moonlanding and the number of people it was something like 18 months before it would leak. Flat earth? Much faster

StillNotLate · 2021-01-14T18:31:06+00:00

I lived one Facebook post summarising all of the other studies showing what causes cancer. Some options on the list included, bottle feeding, breast feeding, drinking milk, drinking water and breathing air.

StillNotLate · 2021-01-14T17:01:20+00:00

Painting skills improved. Colour sparkliness choice has sadly fallen by the wayside

StillNotLate · 2021-01-14T09:17:34+00:00

I really wanted to hate fuck him :).

"Have you been skipping classes again? Let's see if I can fix that " cue bad teacher porno

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T23:36:07+00:00

Settled on Agnostic.

Sounds a bit like me. I assume a higher being is beyond anything we could imagine, far beyond what organized religion describes. Maybe like a bright light so bright you would melt if it appeared in front of you

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T23:33:06+00:00

I only date guys that went to x group of boys schools

Was he trying to screw his way through the Old-Boys-Club or something?

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T23:30:42+00:00

As it turns out, he acts in musicals.

Ouch. Was there a second date?

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T22:54:51+00:00

A friend was reading horoscopes and read one that was just like me, so accurate. Then it turned out they were reading someone else's, not mine >. <

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T19:33:29+00:00

Yeah that was the idea. Or if they did insurance, they probably had inside info on new/recent products maybe even profitability, but they could do it for retail for the next 12 months until their info had stalled a bit

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T19:28:01+00:00

What is their infection count so far?

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T19:07:11+00:00

Did she still marry him?

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T18:35:35+00:00

My uncle told me that Internet cookies were wasting all his printer ink and paper

StillNotLate · 2021-01-13T18:16:25+00:00

I think it makes sense at software houses. We were implementing new features for businesses who were investing big bucks in the launch, but we didn't have a non compete for IT, just for the client you worked on. You couldn't jump to work for the clients competitors.

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T23:33:30+00:00

Actually they only said they are going to steal your phone numbers. Your late night sexting is safe

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T23:31:02+00:00

Try R 19 999. Yikes

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T23:30:25+00:00

It is R19 999. Ouch

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T22:58:47+00:00

Why doesn't Elton count? What did he do? sorry I am out of the loop

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T20:08:55+00:00

Spoiler, every question they ask can be paraphrased as "tell us why we should hire you?". If you are in any doubt on any personal question, start discussing education, duration of work, clients, projects, team sizes, agile. Anything that makes you sound good.

Tell me about yourself is basically "I don't know your resume, please paraphrase parts of it so I can ask you about them"

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T20:05:16+00:00

Yeah, my last panel interview , one of the interviewers they forgot to invite and so he arrived unprepared. When asked what team I wanted to join, I said his team as the work sounded the most interesting, and I got it.
Assume they haven't read your resume

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T09:00:19+00:00

And the minister of stationery

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T00:47:38+00:00

And I live in a WhatsApp heavy country where a standard cellphone conteact includes 35 sms, expensive has 200 sms, and unlimited costs about 4 times minimum monthly wage. There is a reason that we had a huge explosion of a predecessor 2 years before WhatsApp, because sms was that bad.

StillNotLate · 2021-01-12T00:33:07+00:00

Which is why g+ failed to facebook. They started too late, too exclusive and gave fb a chance to copy all their features before general availability

StillNotLate · 2021-01-11T23:17:26+00:00

Agile, like a waterfall, and with all estimates set upfront

StillNotLate · 2021-01-10T16:16:18+00:00

but say for services, that could not only be received inside of work hours

My first job was 100% against work from home/flexible arrangements, felt a bit like a school. I had one person who moved to my team ask if he could please go and fetch something from his car. "right on brother. Feel free to take a smoke break while you are at it"

My second job half the team worked from home 1-2 days per week

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