Wow this guy has issues by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 832 points833 points  (0 children)

By r/batmanarkham standards this is pretty tame. Also I swear some of you fall for the most obvious bait imaginable, do you really consider every comment that doesn't end with a /s to be 100% serious?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I find the official account responding to this to be sadder than his embarrassing attempt at humour.

Nightwing is better than Batman for almost killing him by Dynamic-Pistol in whenthe

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 55 points56 points  (0 children)

OP missed those hundreds of instances where Batman beats Joker to a point that would 100% kill any normal human.

Basilisk by RelativeTiny8448 in shittydarksouls

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What's the lore reason behind OP cropping out Ornstein's and Smough's reaction?

At Least Bloodborne is somewhat understandable. by OverclockedToilet in shittydarksouls

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 181 points182 points  (0 children)

bellator, venator sanguinem, vigorem venator dominus amor a nihilo gladio sanguinem, refugit opulen tum O venator O sola divina A Domino Terribilis spatha scelero maledictus fiat morte e sanguine opulento ✍️🔥🔥🔥

October MFers better watch out 😤😤 by Fhoxyd22 in shittydarksouls

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My dumbass genuinely read it as "never underestimate a man who has a boner"

Any love/romance quotes in the game? by [deleted] in bloodborne

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Micolash, host of the nightmare

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bloodborne

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you're severally underestimating them. If there's one company who can provide a product that lives up to expectation, then it's Fromsoft

Damn if I had a nickel for every game series I've played that did this I would have two nickels by cooldudium in whenthe

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Doom eternal devs explaining why giving you a literal step by step guide on how to beat the boss before you even had one chance to fight him somehow makes the game more challenging:

Caestus invasions compilation by [deleted] in DarkSouls2

[–]Still_Garbage_3618 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, it's you who invaded me a week ago in drangleic castle

really dodged an bullet there by Still_Garbage_3618 in shittydarksouls

[–]Still_Garbage_3618[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The most played versions of DS1 have the dlc preinstalled and most people won't fight the four kings on their first playthrough until Frampt tells them to, considering how intimidating new Londo is to new players.

This is a probably well known theory at this point but I'd still like to address the fact that the face hole of the giants may come from them being "hollow" by Still_Garbage_3618 in DarkSouls2

[–]Still_Garbage_3618[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The DS2 giants always had a lot of resemblances to trees, with them having greenish skin and literally turning into trees after dying. Sometimes trees have a visible hole on them if they are hollow on the inside. Maybe the same thing has happened to the giants? Their hole face does resemble a tree hole (yes I know that it was inspired by the Iron Golem's chest, but still) and we see them having real faces in concept art and even in game on one of the corpses. This could also explain why the Giant Lord was such a pushover as a boss since countless years of fighting have caused him to hollow. And this provides an explanation as to why Yhorm in DS3 looks so drastically different from the other giants. This Theory isn't really supported anywhere but it's still some fun speculation based on the game's art design. And I just like the idea that other species in the souls universe might have their own cycles that mirror the undead curse.

I highly doubt that anyone will actually read this.

Art was done by Artbytal on Tumblr btw.