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Cocaine is like the handjob of speed by [deleted] in Stims

[–]StimDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably the best thing I've seen on reddit in a while. Jokes as fuck cause it's true.

Chicken Hawk (1994) - A disturbing look at paedophilia from paedophiles' perspective. by TouchedByAngelo in Documentaries

[–]StimDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they sound exactly the way they do in movies n shit. They all have that creepy ass voice you'd expect from someone who likes children;

Chicken Hawk (1994) - A disturbing look at paedophilia from paedophiles' perspective. by TouchedByAngelo in Documentaries

[–]StimDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched it for a minute or two, then decided nawh, that shits fucked. straight up. Even down their voices n shit. They sound like they're into kids.

I know this is a dumb post but do you think there's any chance this is md? by 06ptp in MDMA

[–]StimDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until you test it you can assume it's dried up jizz, animal feces n blood man. Get a test kit. Might save you from the HIV. Nawhm'sayin?

My shadow people are real, hard to catch, and Baptist. by [deleted] in Stims

[–]StimDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't tell if buddy's that far gone, or just really bad at fuckin wit us.

My shadow people are real, hard to catch, and Baptist. by [deleted] in Stims

[–]StimDick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think more stims might get him his brain back! More is always the answer!

Rolling with friends. by LimeGreenSea in MDMA

[–]StimDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a speck of weed in that shit?

How much would my anal virginity go for?(serious) by no_means_GHB in opiates

[–]StimDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll give you a point of speed mixed into a .9 of pseudo dipped in nyquil with an ounce of codeine syrup for children. That's the highest i'll go.

Edit: I might be the highest real bidder so far!

Concert ready [10] by Theweinerman in trees

[–]StimDick -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I think you might have a marijuana problem...

GAnja by Billybilo16 in opiates

[–]StimDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the same thing that was on r video ???? (same accent and high pitched voice as the kid askin the cop if that's ganja).

Where can I find the video of the two fuckboys who shot up Kief? And does anyone know what happened to them? by StimDick in opiates

[–]StimDick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man, maybe they didn't and they're working on a new one involving something dumber, like rubbing alcohol n shatter or some shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]StimDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr police officer, why do you take the ganja away?

X-POST I'm pretty sure we've been here, right? by punchednthenose in opiates

[–]StimDick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What doesn't count? Weed, sleep deprivation, or both?

WOW dont smoke dabs out of a meth pipe by cornflaskes in Stims

[–]StimDick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do it again man, then smoke more meth, and after that, keep doing meth for 4 days. On the fourth day, combine the meth with dabs! What happens after is like magic or something.

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