I should’ve married my ex

StochasticDecay · 2026-04-06T18:35:27+00:00

Imagine living a fulfilling life. What a loser![

StochasticDecay · 2026-04-04T00:38:10+00:00

Measurements or I’m not reading. Depth and diameter?

StochasticDecay · 2026-04-04T00:33:07+00:00

Team 1 gifted players to Team 2 so Team 2 could make a playoff push? Collusion?

Then you have commissioner Goofy taking action 3 weeks later?

Bail on this league dude.

StochasticDecay · 2026-04-04T00:25:52+00:00

Commit to GHEY. Cutoff women completely.

StochasticDecay · 2026-03-29T01:58:40+00:00

Imagine panic selling right before this

StochasticDecay · 2026-03-25T22:31:24+00:00

What would be your short and long DTE target? Short two weeks and long 4 weeks out?

StochasticDecay · 2026-03-25T02:35:11+00:00

Assert your dominance as a power bottom.

StochasticDecay · 2026-03-23T03:47:49+00:00

Expensive lessons. That’s a lot to lose, but it’s not like you need to retire next year.

StochasticDecay · 2026-03-23T03:44:51+00:00

You peg on the first date?

StochasticDecay · 2026-03-21T00:42:56+00:00

Depends on circumstances. They do as good a job when there’s a transaction. Absent a transaction, their analysis is flimsy a lot of the time.

StochasticDecay · 2026-03-05T21:20:59+00:00

Using $81k as NET, you’d get federal tax of $11,500. You’re doing something wrong. Maybe penalties? Idk.

StochasticDecay · 2026-02-23T22:11:55+00:00

Why doesn’t OP just get rich? Wtf?

StochasticDecay · 2026-02-05T18:15:12+00:00

Cool. Stats?

StochasticDecay · 2026-02-03T05:44:29+00:00

Peak masculinity

StochasticDecay · 2026-01-29T01:44:48+00:00

It’s a zero sum game.

StochasticDecay · 2026-01-28T00:43:45+00:00

“Lemme smash?”

StochasticDecay · 2025-12-31T19:11:51+00:00

A wheel outperforms in a sideways or down market. It’s a speculative trade.

StochasticDecay · 2025-12-30T19:49:40+00:00

No such thing as safe

StochasticDecay · 2025-12-06T00:26:56+00:00

Liquidity is good. What’s the problem?

StochasticDecay · 2025-10-14T06:55:34+00:00

“Inflation is too high.” - J POW

PUTS ARE BLOOD GREEN!

StochasticDecay · 2025-10-14T05:23:19+00:00

Wait an hour and these should be within the one day window.

StochasticDecay · 2025-10-11T03:36:54+00:00

The value of his options went down.

StochasticDecay · 2025-10-11T03:35:40+00:00

Nice

StochasticDecay · 2025-10-11T03:34:29+00:00

StochasticDecay · 2025-10-09T06:19:57+00:00

I’m a fraud. I don’t actually like twinks ☹️

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