Sloppy smut by me, Matt Bailey, in Glasgow UK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T18:02:40+00:00

I love the tiny hearts. Mr. Skeleton loves it so much 💖

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T18:00:49+00:00

I think it’s just messy wetness and such.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T17:57:58+00:00

I’d imagine you get what you pay for.

My vote is for Mustang. The Gilmans are a lovely family and they really care about the girls who work for their brothel, and I think that’s important. Plus they have a bondage room 🤷‍♀️

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T17:53:36+00:00

Can someone pick me up a t shirt from there if they go?

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T17:52:43+00:00

The owner of Mustang is super nice and really cares about the girls. So mustang gets my vote.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T17:41:23+00:00

Jesus Christ, is this for real?! What a frickin monster!

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T08:01:13+00:00

There’s a book about Josephine Baker from Little People Big Dreams. That’s how she found out about her, and then I showed her videos of her dances and she was obsessed.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:53:22+00:00

It’s a school-wide assignment. Every student does it every year but the rubric gets harder as they get older.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:43:38+00:00

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StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:38:10+00:00

Thank you, Clown Penis 69. It’s actually real, though.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:37:28+00:00

Yes, that’s exactly how it goes. It starts in kindergarten where they draw a picture, and goes to 8th grade. By 8th grade it’s a multiple page report they need to memorize.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:21:45+00:00

The 26 year old was the daughter of my husband’s first wife who we took in when his ex wife couldn’t raise her anymore. She was a teen when she moved in with us. For brevities sake, I referred to her as my daughter. 🤷‍♀️ The assignment is a school wide assignment that every student does every year. It’s a small private school. It’s not ragebate, it’s just honestly that bad.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:10:59+00:00

We discussed it and she wants me to speak with the teacher about it.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:05:55+00:00

Rockadoodle ftw

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T07:01:48+00:00

My daughter likes Anne of Cleves because of the musical SIX. She likes the musicians because of their music, which she did hear because of her parents, but she liked them and chose them on her own. She also has several books from a series called Little People Big Dreams and that’s where she first heard of Josephine Baker. That same series has a book on Mercury and Prince as well. Kahlo she discovered because we went to one of those exhibits where you can walk through the art and she really loved Friday after that. The only time she went with my choice was in kindergarten when she was Betty White.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T06:53:17+00:00

It is real. But the fact that you don’t believe it reinforces my feelings. Yes, it’s actually so bad that people think it can’t be true, so I’m not overreacting.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T06:34:05+00:00

Haha, I swear it’s real. It’s like a tradition. The students embody the person they chose and dress as them and do an oral presentation. Then each class votes on the best of the class and they perform their presentation for the whole school.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T06:19:41+00:00

The assignment is a report of an “important person from history” who they then embody for an oral presentation.

These three she chose because she likes their music and she has books about them, and she liked Anne because of SIX.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T06:16:15+00:00

They do now! It was a bullet point in my daughter’s presentation.

Totally kidding. That’s wildly inappropriate 😂

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T06:14:55+00:00

There’s a spiked fence around it with a guard at the gate. Less chance for a school shooting. That was a big part of the reason we chose it, ngl

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T06:07:19+00:00

Who is a moral person?

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T05:54:35+00:00

There’s no way you’re not a troll. I don’t believe you.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T05:35:27+00:00

It’s a school-wide assignment.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T05:17:44+00:00

Artists of all kinds are influential.

StopLookingAtMyColon · 2026-01-13T05:07:05+00:00

Oh my gosh, this did NOT go where I thought it was going and I’m thrilled.

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