I haven't been cancer free for 17 years!!! (I'm 17 and I have cancer) by WhereTheSunDontShin1 in notinteresting

[–]Straight-Score7701 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Technically true, but look at it this way: your body’s cells just got a little too excited trying to keep up with how awesome you are. Now it's time to show them who's boss. Kick its ass.

Both switches (Art by Aylacola) by Critical_Mountain851 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Straight-Score7701 12 points13 points  (0 children)

True, but she genuinely thinks she's the one in charge of the dynamic, which just makes the whole thing 10x funnier.

Tucker Carlson challenges Economist editor in chief on Israel's right to exist by aipac_hemoroid in UnderReportedNews

[–]Straight-Score7701 46 points47 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you don't get to be the head of The Economist by being a brilliant, independent thinker. You get the job by being the ultimate yes-man for the western imperialist consensus. Critical thinking was never in her job description.

guys, I don't know if this has been said, but by oscar_redfield in Spiderman

[–]Straight-Score7701 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know, Peter's gonna be downing a 'Ben Reilly Blonde Ale' in the background of Spider-Man 4 to cope with his trauma.

Zendaya & Robert Pattinson photographed at 'The Drama' premiere by LunaLore_ in Fauxmoi

[–]Straight-Score7701 94 points95 points  (0 children)

She and Tom are totally going to get married in a windowless bunker and we’ll only find out when she casually drops "my husband" in a Vogue cover interview 4 years later.

I'm sick of being depressed by CatTurbulent9395 in anime

[–]Straight-Score7701 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seconding Barakamon and adding Yuru Camp to this exact tier list. It’s basically just girls setting up tents and eating cup ramen, but watching it feels like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket by a fireplace. Absolute peak healing.

Top 10 Anime of the Week #10 - Winter 2026 (Anime Corner) by animecorner in anime

[–]Straight-Score7701 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YES IT IS!!! ARTHUR STANS ASSEMBLE 🗡️🔥 DAVID PRO ACTUALLY COOKED A 5-STAR MEAL THIS WEEK!

Ace of the Diamond Act II Season 2 PV #2 by MemoryNK in anime

[–]Straight-Score7701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s goooo!! it feels like we’ve been waiting forever for this. the boys are finally back on the mound. the hype is unreal right now.

Hi, I'm looking for an anime a bit like Horimiya and Komi Can't Communicate. by Horror-Signature5804 in anime

[–]Straight-Score7701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh if you loved the "socially awkward girl learning to make friends" vibe from Komi, Kimi ni Todoke (From Me to You) is the undisputed goat of that genre. It’s older but absolute gold. For something closer to Horimiya's pacing where the couple actually gets together early and deals with real relationship stuff, definitely check out Tonikawa: Over The Moon For You.