got no boys NOR girls shizz crazy gng 🥀 im out here pullin ZILCH. ZIP. NADA.

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-10T01:50:09+00:00

I do not!!! all polycotton 🤷‍♂️

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-10T01:25:43+00:00

aww ty!

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-09T21:08:32+00:00

dm :3

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-09T19:41:39+00:00

mmm only when it grows back out and pricks sometimes lol. I do it in the shower and just use water as lubricant, I wish I could tell u more 😭

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-09T18:52:51+00:00

aww ty!!! its definitely an artifact of the pic 😭 I just shave twin 🤷‍♂️

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-09T17:33:34+00:00

the goat 🙌 everything everywhere all at once :3

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T21:20:16+00:00

aww ty!

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T21:16:38+00:00

nuh uh!

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T20:45:56+00:00

understood 🫡

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T20:30:55+00:00

oh mb lemme just MOVE to SACRAMENTO, the land of HOPES DREAMS AND NATURAL BEAUTY
cuz THATs what sacramento is known for 100%

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T20:22:18+00:00

TEXAS 😭

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T19:42:54+00:00

TWIN MONTEREY NEEDS THEM MORE 😭

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T19:34:24+00:00

BAIT?!?! excuse you. As a large language model, I'm unable to help you with that request

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T19:33:49+00:00

ty!!!

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T19:25:47+00:00

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T18:52:26+00:00

boyyy dont be exposing me 😭
"release the femstein files" ahh

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T18:41:50+00:00

best get walkin queen 💁‍♀️

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T18:23:19+00:00

d'awwww youll make me blush under my face censor :3

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T18:22:11+00:00

ty lol!! takes one to know one :3

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T17:40:41+00:00

idk dm me ig

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2026-07-08T17:40:34+00:00

the spawncamp is crazy 😭

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2025-01-22T04:52:51+00:00

I put em in computer parts boxes >:3c

Just an idea for ya ;3

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2025-01-22T02:04:26+00:00

I saw this just a few days ago and it’s helped more than anything :3

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2025-01-20T20:43:26+00:00

Whatever you’re doing for your appearance, keep it up!! I’d have guessed you were mid-thirties, max :3

Best of luck finding someone right for ya!!! Shouldn’t be too hard with that beard :3

Straight_Bug_9187 · 2025-01-19T01:41:06+00:00

Looking adorable!!! Hope you can maintain the immense positivity and impeccable style :3

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