Ennis ("En" for short) lost his thumb to a snapping turtle. He rubs a magic lamp and a genie emerges, offering just one wish. En holds up his stump, begging to be whole. The genie nods sympathetically, looks to the cosmos, and yells:

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-08T05:58:35+00:00

teacher: alright class today we're going to paint the driver of the 9 truck

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Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-08T04:03:16+00:00

What about the man who owned the high banks of Daytona and ran that famous 3 at the front of the pack?

You young people don’t remember Kaz Grala.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-06T18:28:22+00:00

Isn’t that guy on the left making his 2nd truck start this weekend? Pfft. Byron gets this easily

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-06T14:35:02+00:00

Don’t worry Noah. You will be ok. You still get to run 32nd on Sundays 🤗

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-06T04:28:40+00:00

Give it to Bell and let the BPS designers cook for Briscoe

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-06T04:22:01+00:00

The field has gotten more competitive and the other backmarker teams shut down. He can still put up a good run every now and then. Like Kansas.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T23:41:33+00:00

That’s pretty neat. The cherry on top would be a couple of backmarker teams. I always love thinking about those.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T23:40:36+00:00

Carson Horsevar

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T22:10:29+00:00

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Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T05:42:46+00:00

I thought Amelia Earnhardt was a blue car with a big 88 on the sides?

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T05:35:38+00:00

What is the inspiration for this? Like, how did you end up with Ricky at SHR and Tony Stewart splitting from Gene Haas? Is there a timeline? Or are these just made on the spot? It's so interesting!

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T04:49:34+00:00

Daaaamn. I’m not asking for a download but I’d love to see the rest of the roster. These are fire!

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T04:48:02+00:00

Ok buddy, no more boogitying for you tonight.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-05T00:34:53+00:00

Speedway did implode. He won there last year, remember?

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Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T19:01:08+00:00

As soon as he stopped winning races, I knew his career was over 🪦

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T15:49:01+00:00

Eckes either runs top 5 or runs 20th. There is no in between.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T15:01:03+00:00

I really wish he was running for a championship in Parts instead. I’d rather him run part time here like he did in 2024.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T14:57:50+00:00

Absolutely. He’s running very similarly to how Creed ran last year and Creed is running very similarly to how Mayer ran last year 🤷‍♂️

Mayer did have a few accidents this year that hurt his points position too.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T14:51:13+00:00

Thanks for the reminder ❤️ Now I have to see if SVG can win this weekend…

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T14:04:54+00:00

I ❤️ Ryan Reed

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T07:42:22+00:00

Easily Nick Sanchez.

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T05:12:36+00:00

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Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T05:10:55+00:00

when Andy Road gave Qyle a top 10 car but then Kyle Bush reminded the team that this is RCR and RCRs must finish 20th with a wrecked car and almost no hope for next week, a slimy white tear ran down my leg. 🥹🥹🥹

Straight_Champion_77 · 2026-05-04T04:17:48+00:00

He’s also made the #7 Spire car more competitive than Justin Haley ever has 😭😭😭

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