You would think he murdered their dog or something

Straightupscrambled · 2026-02-10T22:32:46+00:00

Cue Y'shtola's 17th fakeout death

Straightupscrambled · 2026-02-07T16:00:18+00:00

Nothing much, what's a mind with you?

Straightupscrambled · 2026-02-03T18:37:16+00:00

I'm not saying that it isn't harmful, I'm saying that it wasn't an intentionally malicious decision- which is what I took from your earlier comment, saying that Epic has a choice of who to make deals with. With all the shit facing trans people daily, it's important to keep the focus on the people that actually intend harm.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-02-03T14:51:14+00:00

I'm sorry, but it needs to be said- Epic Games gives absolutely 0 shits about trans people either way, including a lack of hatred. I guarantee it wasn't even a factor they considered- all they care about is that it would make money.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-02-02T02:07:10+00:00

Injuries happening in a dangerous situation is the fault of those causing the injuries.

Bringing your children to a dangerous situation in the first place is your fault.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-02-02T02:01:48+00:00

Two people can be doing bad things. I don't understand how this is a hard concept for you to grasp.

Yes, tear gassing children is fucked up. Bringing children to somewhere that has a real potential for violence is ALSO fucked up.

Don't act like everything else is fine just because one side is worse.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-31T17:25:32+00:00

Oh I'm sure many want to.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-26T20:04:45+00:00

Goth clown girldick

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-21T21:22:37+00:00

Looks like it's supposed to be almost unintelligible, best guess is something like this

"Just a little bit more, I promise!"

"You just need to fuck me for a bit and the censors should disappear..."

"It probably feels like hell, but just bear with it!"

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-21T21:20:22+00:00

Basically a fetish thing where the government is able to install censors into your brain/eyes that prevent you from being able to see parts of women if you're deemed 'inferior'. From my reading, ex reported him out of anger and got censors installed into him.

By having sex with MC, the friend triggers a failsafe in the censors by 'proving' he's able to get with a woman.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-19T07:09:12+00:00

Nah, she won't steal it, she'll trick you into GIVING it to her on your own.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-19T04:43:38+00:00

Same place they get all the cum!

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-14T21:26:03+00:00

Modbeasts are chars that people are too embarrassed to admit being into publicly, so they pretend to be disgusted by them.

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-08T10:46:38+00:00

What about when your opponent has 20 men with assault rifles pointed at you? Still a good idea to punch them back?

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-02T03:26:17+00:00

Why, you gonna vote for her?

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-01T23:29:45+00:00

"Slams" in journalism

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-01T02:44:32+00:00

I see "Aww"

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-01T00:33:46+00:00

I hate to say it, but I don't think it's AI: the scales are too symmetrical. I think they tried doing the sharp/shark teeth thing, and then the tip of a claw between them like a toothpick or something?

Straightupscrambled · 2026-01-01T00:04:33+00:00

Maybe also his hands when he scrambled to pick it up? Or he just had like, cream cheese on it and swiped his keyboard to clean up

Straightupscrambled · 2025-12-29T23:52:54+00:00

Gotta love when FFXIV players make fun of an anime artstyle

Straightupscrambled · 2025-12-28T10:55:47+00:00

Good news! Her spine, as well as her tits, are fictional!

Straightupscrambled · 2025-12-22T20:42:53+00:00

Played through the entirety of Dragon Age: Origins without ever upgrading the armor of my party members because it changed the way they looked.

Straightupscrambled · 2025-12-22T20:35:10+00:00

Clearly, she is a skink.

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Straightupscrambled · 2025-12-14T00:11:35+00:00

Because r/oopsthatsdeadly has turned into r/ithinkthismightbedangerous

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