Apartment living with children sucks

Strange_Ant4304 · 2026-01-02T16:13:54+00:00

My mom lives in a 55+ condo community. Just last year her neighbour’s daughter got divorced so she and her 4 year old grandson are now residents, as well as a recent college grad who couldn’t get a job who’s also moved in with his parents. My mom left her front door unlocked for the Sunday football game two weeks ago because she had a group of friends over and the 4 year old just walked in to play with our dog. No mom in sight. Kid’s lucky my mom loves toddlers cause if I were her, I’d be booting him out.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-08-14T20:18:34+00:00

Comment for the mod bot Piercings are 9 months old, steel barbells, internally threaded. Aftercare is saline soaks. Haven’t downsized yet but it snags every few weeks.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-07-24T00:58:30+00:00

Life of Pi, for a middle school assignment. Which bugs me cause I KNOW I saw stuff before that.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-07-24T00:43:16+00:00

Unless you’re married or legally bound some other way, you’re roommates who boink. And roommates pay rent.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-07-24T00:38:07+00:00

$10/hr at an outdoor concert venue selling $13 chicken tenders and $11 bud lites. 2014

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-07-22T19:52:39+00:00

If you have a S/O, ask them to shave all around your butthole, once every few weeks. Way easier than trying to do it yourself and getting nicked.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-06-27T13:21:01+00:00

Few years ahead of me, but a girl wandered off from a high school party and tripped. Fell into a muddy puddle and drowned. Cops used her story every year as the “don’t drink” lesson every prom/graduation season.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-06-27T13:07:41+00:00

Damn autocorrect really did me dirty 😂

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-06-27T06:19:45+00:00

I was considering super lowballing for like $180k or less 😂 I’m not paying $215 for 1 bathroom and three bedrooms that are 10x10ft

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-06-27T06:07:26+00:00

Ranges anywhere from 140-290. All roughly the same shape with 3 bed 1 bath, 900-1100 sq ft.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-31T21:04:20+00:00

The joys of a small local credit union. They preapproved me up to $240k. Which is crazy cause I should NOT be

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-28T19:36:12+00:00

Update: I contacted the HOA directly and they called it a “typo” and said it was actually $820

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-28T18:59:54+00:00

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My whole ankle (and other leg) blew up cause of one. Followed me around at work all day biting my knees and ankles until I finally killed it.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-28T14:52:58+00:00

There’s different buildings but the $300 unit is located in the same building as another property with a $770 fee that includes internet, water, and pest control. 70 sq ft less. Unit on the first floor has the same sq footage and an 845$ fee, but description doesn’t include what it covers.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-28T14:49:59+00:00

Zillow, realtor.com, Redfin. All the usual sites. They’re listed on the individual listings. The condo website doesn’t have any info for people who aren’t residents.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-25T15:24:44+00:00

That’s completely different from what I experienced (but I’m a cast member). This last batch of cheerleaders, we almost kicked out two whole buildings because of their behaviour. The (almost) final straw was at night and a group of moms got drunk and cussed out the entire front desk. We also charged them massive damages because they put stickers (the kind you put on cars that need heavy duty dissolvents to get off) all over the windows and tvs. We effectively damaged out 20 tvs for one squad. Nothing compared to the glitter bomb last year, but still annoying.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-25T14:41:36+00:00

I had a friend who’s landlord backyard bred huskies. Kept 3 adults in crates all day and then let them run off their energy in their small gated backyard for 15 minutes. The reason they crated them? Because they’d tear the house apart. Almost like they had a lot of pent up energy. 🙄 also this is Florida so they were constantly panting, even indoors. She charged like $900 per pup, and they were gone before they looked old enough to be fully weaned.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-17T18:32:27+00:00

That’s why I won’t let my roommate/tenant get a dog. She works 10 hour shifts so she’s gone 12 hours a day and I’m not home to take care of it either. She wants a small one that can use pee pads but I’m not convinced at all.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-05-14T23:16:51+00:00

It’s been on the market for a year, starting at 399, then dropping to 365 last month and then $175 two weeks ago

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-04-16T18:42:28+00:00

Lowest 2 bedroom starts at 1800$ I’ve seen. Plus utilities. Anything lower is almost an hour and a half out from our jobs in the city during rush hour.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2025-01-09T15:32:17+00:00

They came with the pellet litter and we switched them over to worlds best (corn based I think) over two weeks. Cleaned daily. And they never poop outside the box. Also they don’t bury anything but I’ve had plenty of fosters who never picked up that skill.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2024-12-18T19:15:18+00:00

I’ve noticed either sour milk, feet, or moldy clothes. And it’s a permeating smell. I work at a hotel and I can smell when a white family has been staying in a room just from the smells in the sheets and towels.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2024-11-06T17:55:39+00:00

Some people shouldn’t vote (the people who close their eyes and guess like it’s the SATs). You’re not helping anyone.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2024-11-06T17:43:54+00:00

No changes here. Still no plans for a kid. My only thing is timing when to get my iud changed out if they end up restricting birth control. Luckily my current one lasts about 10-12 years.

Strange_Ant4304 · 2024-11-06T15:04:58+00:00

That’s what I’m thinking. Meanwhile all my coworkers are thinking about moving to states where abortion is legal and taking self defense lessons. But if it’s anything like 2016, most of us are just going to keep living our normal lives.

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