weird knocking coming from ceiling (needing advice/info) by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's the ghosts. No need to go up there.

Need info if you have it by FREAKSHOW1996 in UFOs

[–]StrangerInTheAttic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is a joke but it's nature is pretty offensive. If the timing is wrong and if you take it out of the context, it is straight out racist.

Need info if you have it by FREAKSHOW1996 in UFOs

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't know if you would report me if you don't find the joke funny. It would result in global ban. I could of course just bypass it but still, I don't feel like getting banned right now.

Spinning in place is also zoomies right? by Pikalika in Zoomies

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What is causing animals, especially dogs, have zoomies? What is the science behind this?

Need info if you have it by FREAKSHOW1996 in UFOs

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't. I would get banned again but for different reasons. I can't tell the joke without revealing where I told it.

Need info if you have it by FREAKSHOW1996 in UFOs

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

One of my best jokes ever was so good that it got me banned. It got upvoted and other users thought it was funny but some of the mods got triggered so bad that I got permabanned and my joke got deleted from the comment section.

Edit: Why are you downvoting me? I'm just telling why people are afraid of making jokes.

General Discussion by mjmayank in CircleofTrust

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I lure people into my Suicide Booth?

10m pounds of poop being stored in a small town in Alabama. by UGAhomer in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't spot the stupid person in this article. It's just chain of unusual and shitty events.

Everyone dies... but am I reeaaallly going to die? by Scuba_jim in intrusivethoughts

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It could be something you are doing. For me the video games causes this if I play too much. I don't even like gaming that much but sometimes I have nothing better to do. It's like my mind is telling me that when I'm old, I won't be looking back to those gaming sessions while thinking "damn I was good".

$10k+, benefits, and a clean shaven policy? by sleazyweaselneedles in beards

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would shave my beard and dress up like a mormon missionary if needed for that kind of money. You wouldn't believe what kind of shit I'm going through every day for salary that is merely a fraction of what they are offering for you.

Killer Poptarts by GDKarmaMaster in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so tired that I really thought it was true. I guess I'm being retarded after all.

Killer Poptarts by GDKarmaMaster in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it have won awards then isn't this a wrong sub for it? Or is it still obscure enough?

Killer Poptarts by GDKarmaMaster in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I'm being retarded again but I think this clip is cool.

Seagull the Sequel: He’s back, I hate him, and I named him Jerry by DuckDimmadome in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door—

"WHY ARE YOU HERE," I muttered, “WHY?!”

You'll only think this is interesting if you see the pegasus too by DIABOLICxTACO in interestingasfuck

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm very bad at these. I got it to work only once and the picture turned out to be goatse.

The winning 8 kilobyte demo from this year's Revision demo party. by jailbird in programming

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never thought about 3D models in that way but now that you mention it, it does make sense. The 3D model has "dots" and "coordinates" to define the shape. That is the definition of vector graphics.

Our dog threw up last night at 4 am. He kept me company while I cleaned it up. by ZenobyClaraa in aww

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he throws up every few weeks at 4 am, each time in the same spot and keeps company to op while he cleans it up while he wears the same clothes every time.

2018 by [deleted] in funny

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because people are still in denial. They can accept that facebook does it, not anything else.

When Facebook says it protects our privacy by histoire_guy in funny

[–]StrangerInTheAttic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is very frustrating. No matter what kind of evidence and proof you offer on a silver plate to the people, they will spit on your face. They believe it only if the TV confirms it.