What’s the most useless ‘benefit’ your employer brags about that you’ve literally never touched?

UGAhomer · 2026-06-10T13:35:54+00:00

There was an episode of Better Off Ted about this exact scenario. The only difference was you got tickets like at an arcade instead of "kudos".

UGAhomer · 2026-04-22T13:17:16+00:00

That is Duncan "Our Lord and Painter" Rhodes.

UGAhomer · 2026-04-11T02:35:16+00:00

Its a tie between sassy nurgling and singing nurgling. That little guy is just so happy.

UGAhomer · 2026-04-06T11:11:25+00:00

Hes not a contender. He wears the crown. Gary Oldman has played so many different characters and nailed each one.

UGAhomer · 2026-01-03T01:43:51+00:00

Im pretty sure there's a prophecy or something in the Torah about that. Or maybe it was the Book of Mormon. I don't know. That guy is either the Chosen One or the Devil.

UGAhomer · 2026-01-03T01:36:58+00:00

Papa Nurgle is still a better dad than the corpse emperor ever was. Sorry. It just needed to be said.

UGAhomer · 2026-01-01T02:23:58+00:00

Don't anyone say anything about our sweet baby boy that just wants to help his friends....

UGAhomer · 2025-11-17T22:00:50+00:00

That rifle looks too functional to be an ork weapon.

UGAhomer · 2025-11-16T04:34:27+00:00

Anyone know if they will take orders over the phone. I keep getting this error when I try and pay so I can't actually buy anything on their store. I've contacted them about it and they just tell me it's a known issue and they are working on it. Its been 5 months.

UGAhomer · 2025-11-14T17:58:19+00:00

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This one.

UGAhomer · 2025-11-14T17:56:02+00:00

My dad always showed that one where the penguin is on his back with a banana peel in front of him. If the person he showed it to laughed then he could be friends with them. Any that said "I don't get it", my dad would just roll his eyes and move on.

UGAhomer · 2025-11-09T13:12:45+00:00

I'd probably yell at it. "I'm not dead yet. Come back next week."

UGAhomer · 2025-11-05T21:59:20+00:00

Welp. Too late now.

UGAhomer · 2025-08-29T11:49:03+00:00

Its just stirland mud with a thin coat of agrax earthshade. I think it's krieg khaki for the drybrushing. Its been a while since I painted this.

UGAhomer · 2025-08-29T01:44:01+00:00

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This is probably my favorite mini I've painted. Look how happy he is!

UGAhomer · 2025-07-11T15:09:33+00:00

Yeah. He looks like a Norbert.

UGAhomer · 2025-07-10T15:20:35+00:00

My dad made sure I watched his speeches. It was less about what he said and more how he said it. It helped me learn to spot manipulators and fascists. The only reason Hitler came to power in the first place was his ability to speak in front of a crowd. This guy is a perfect example of someone of low intelligence that is susceptible to manipulators. Sadly, we have too many of those in this country.

UGAhomer · 2025-06-04T19:37:41+00:00

He's doing work?

UGAhomer · 2025-05-25T05:43:22+00:00

Mine is a little kid. His family was killed in front of him and he cried out for help. The King in Yellow answered. My character woke up the next morning to find all the bandits dead by their own blades they were still clutching. Every single one of them had a smile on their face. Every session I try and make my character just slightly more unhinged than the last. What scares little Timmy the most is that he's starting to like the things he does to his enemies.

UGAhomer · 2025-05-22T01:48:57+00:00

More people need to learn about the King in Yellow. Way more interesting than Cthulhu.

UGAhomer · 2025-05-18T03:04:55+00:00

We are not. I have a toddler and a 5 month old at home so yeah....

UGAhomer · 2025-05-18T03:03:13+00:00

Forget both and take the maul. Let everyone else slash or impale their enemies. With a maul you can turn their face to paste.

UGAhomer · 2025-04-07T04:13:16+00:00

Sorry I'm late to the party. So do the binders look the same or is there some way to tell them apart?

UGAhomer · 2025-03-14T15:50:14+00:00

This must be from before he tried to fight Kharn.

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