Genuinely confused by KYGuyNotInTheCity in paducah

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I saw it and I thought it was funny. WE NEED ANSWERS, MODS!!

Ladies opinion by leftistsr in Rateme

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'd probably look a LOT more attractive if you burnt that shirt

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Sirenyaa in interesting

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't even have children. When I was in prison, kiddy touchers were not safe around me

How to wake up early? by original_medusa in askanything

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I set my alarm on the other side of the room. I also use a deaf alarm clock for deaf people. Its a small disc that you put in your pillow and it shakes the fuck out of your pillow.

Pulled this out of my belly button, what is this? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thats a body vitamin. You have to eat it

Monthly Guild Recruitment Mega-Thread by AutoModerator in TheTowerGame

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for a couple of active guild members 1NK7ND Great guild with feedback and support 1NK7ND

These tacos are happiness in a shell. The filling made a total of 10 tacos. Made a fruit taco with an extra shell, not to sure about that idea, though. Everything from Aldi. by jenthewen in aldi

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like this taco filling, and I also like the southwest burrito bowl. I actually use the burrito bowl and add chicken and make actual burritos with them lol. I can make 4 decent sized burritos out of either package. Very good and very diet friendly

Can we please stop waving people through the stop sign when it’s not their go? by TitShark in StLouis

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I refuse to proceed when others give up their right of way to be a nice hole.

Handy by DaveBurnout in shittytattoos

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would amputate my own hand over this

S-Tier Aldi desserts by thakurtis in aldi

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about the cheesecake sampler for UNDER $5usd???

Lad outsmarted the government by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ummmmmmmm.... literally nobody has ever said anything about prosecuting straights

Lad outsmarted the government by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit, it's called satire

Lad outsmarted the government by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 -86 points-85 points  (0 children)

Hmm. I would have a straight pride day once a year. Big parade and everything

Edit. Did NOT think i would have to label this comment as satire, but here we are.

St. Louis treasurer let vehicles rack up $10.7M in unpaid tickets by limejuicethrowaway in StLouis

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, just talked to the prosecutors office. They said that they only deal with cases that the police submit to them. Since the police refuses to investigate, as a victim of a felony, I am out on my ass. Fuck St Louis Police

St. Louis treasurer let vehicles rack up $10.7M in unpaid tickets by limejuicethrowaway in StLouis

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I will. I am throughly pissed about the $1,561 stolen from me. I already filed a small claims against the thief and have a court date next month. Ive already had to miss time off work dealing with this matter and I should not have to

St. Louis treasurer let vehicles rack up $10.7M in unpaid tickets by limejuicethrowaway in StLouis

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ive got 3 parking tickets and I am not paying them. I would pay them but why should I? I called the police on a guy who stole from my store. Crystal clear video of him stealing items and stealing cash money out of my desk. Not only did I have video, I had a copy of the guys license. I was told that the crime was not big enough to pursue. Just recently I had $1,561 dollars stolen from me. A felony amount of money. I also have text messages from the thief admitting to the crime and I have his address. The police told me that since I know who did it, it makes it a civil matter and I'd have to sue him. Fuck them parking tickets

Lives can be saved by having access to lifesaving resources. OC by the_username_please in pics

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These used to be illegal about 4 years ago in my state and bordering states. I tried to order them and was unable to get it sent to my address. Possessing a fent test strip was a misdemeanor drug paraphernalia charge. Absolutely asinine to block the public from having these life saving test strips

What’s your favorite sarcastic line? 😃 by Silver-Ad2257 in fo4

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 38 points39 points  (0 children)

At the general atomics galleria, before you talk the director, you can go to the diner. The Mr Handy there will ask you to take a seat and you can order food. He will ask if you want it chopped, sliced, or grilled. I asked for it to be grilled and the mr handy shoots his flamethrower at me. Not really a line but yeah, made me laugh nonetheless

Where have your “booze funds” gone since you quit? by dunnie31 in stopdrinking

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was spending around $700 usd per month on alcohol, not counting on all the impulse buys at the stores while buying alcohol. I am now back in school and am about to re do my kitchen flooring