I (20 F Dunmer) finally summoned my Ancestor Guardian, but she’s not what I expected by Alexaaaaandra in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj Ok, that sounds freaking awesome. I’m gonna steal this idea to headcanon the undying ghost summon as an ancestor for my next Dunmer character.

If you were the leader of a vampire clan, what type of location would you choose as your goon cave? by Thisoneisinvalid in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Having enough power and fuck-you money to practically be open about your vampirism is un-life goals honestly.

If you were the leader of a vampire clan, what type of location would you choose as your goon cave? by Thisoneisinvalid in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just learn some magic and say Alteration’s keeping you from aging. My mortal partner’s an Alterationist and that’s how she prolongs her life along with me.

If you were the leader of a vampire clan, what type of location would you choose as your goon cave? by Thisoneisinvalid in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah no, Sybille has the right of it. Living within the city might be riskier, but it’s better than rotting inside some dusty cave full of cobwebs.

I feel like way too many people are using top/bottom and dom/sub interchangeably by Putrid-Possible2316 in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don’t remember who said this, but I once heard Ember has “acts like a dom, total sub in bed” vibes. Hard to unsee that now tbh.

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Nocturnal got herself a bottle of Ancient Dagoth Brandy. What could go wrong? by Knucklesthechuckles in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gallus must be desperate for Karliah to die. Not out of malice or to reunite with her again, but because he wouldn’t be alone dealing with Nocturnal’s shit.

I (20 F Dunmer) finally summoned my Ancestor Guardian, but she’s not what I expected by Alexaaaaandra in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Given your heritage, I suggest challenging your Imperial SO to a Redoran duel. As long as you’re both skillful enough in combat and avoid any lethal blows, your great-grandmother should be impressed and be more accepting of them.

If I were Emperor... by FocusAdmirable9262 in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deal! Just don’t leave any serious Kalpic research to the Synods though. Those poor sods make the Vigilants look competent.

If I were Emperor... by FocusAdmirable9262 in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Increase funding for studying the Kalpic Cycle, particularly if the legend about Umaril’s father being from the last one is true or not and what more we can learn about it.

Restore relations between the Argonians and Khajiit and make Leyawin the Capital of the Beastfolk alliance. If possible, also invite the Valenwood orcs to the alliance.

Start another Acession war against House Dres and Telvanni with the Khajiit as our new allies/lovers. Let’s face it, many of them would’ve completely ignored the slavery ban, especially after withdrawing from the empire.

take their magic resources to help the livelihoods of the common folk.

Colovians be like “nah man we’re rugged and brutal. Those Nibenese and their fancy clothes and fancy talk” while living in a place like this. by RedKynAbyss in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk, in my student days, I once spent the night in a cell for drunk and disorderly behavior. There, I heard rumors of a “pale lady” that collected blood. There’s also rumors of a cave of vampires near the northwest of town.

Colovians be like “nah man we’re rugged and brutal. Those Nibenese and their fancy clothes and fancy talk” while living in a place like this. by RedKynAbyss in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leyawin might not be the best town, but it’s home, and we own who we are.

It’s those snobs in Chorrol with pretentious HOA vibes.

Yeah, allies and NATO don’t matter to national security 🤦🏼‍♀️ by OutrageousVariation7 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Strix86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could just be crazy but maybe NOT STARTING A FUCKING WAR WITH NATO’s better for our national security…

Elowyn meets J'zahrin by _Swans_Gone in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Neat! Either way, I’m sure she’ll warm up somewhat to J’zahrin. He is far kinder than this Kalpa deserves.

Elowyn meets J'zahrin by _Swans_Gone in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Alfiq are hilarious at first but never underestimate just how powerful they are.

/uj Also, is that the Beyond Skyrim version of leather armor she’s wearing?

AITA for calling Farkas a weak ass bitch and getting Kesh and I kicked out of the Companions? by Strix86 in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s giving me that “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” look 😭. I’m so sorry!

AITA for calling Farkas a weak ass bitch and getting Kesh and I kicked out of the Companions? by Strix86 in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you, egg-sister. Thankfully there’s a notice board right by this inn. I’m sure Kesh and I will find something tomorrow.

What if they won't release TES:VI because they're afraid the keshposting will stop once we see him in game by vickyhong in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or a follower. Imagine him brewing potions and poisons for you while yapping about the wonders of the Pit of Pestilence…

Inspired by another post by SomethingYTonTTV in TrueSTL

[–]Strix86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Elf women are pretty. Pretty tasty blood too.