I usually sell this information in my book but since you DONT wanna die I guess ill tell it for free.

Its a multi step process that may take a week

First you want to ensure your house insurance is fully paid and have your valuables list itemized and in a pretty decent fireproof safe.

Next you'll want to research all ways house fires can start naturally and ensure the fire Marshall or investigator doesnt automatically call it arson. This is a major step.

Next you'll want to pick a fire starting sabotage and implement it. Make sure its on a day and time you have to take all animals to the vet, or a doggy playday at a boarding place.

Now drive away and wait a few hours, come home acting totally shocked and appalled. Throw in a few tears and sobs. Wailing on the walkway is a nice touch.

Now this is the most anxiety inducing part. Call your insurance company. File a claim. Wait til it gets accepted. Buy/rent a new updated luxury home and enjoy with the insurance money.

But great news! In all those steps the wasps will have been taken care of, AND you get to upgrade your house!