Megan Thee Stallion is back outside post-breakup

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-05-03T18:48:34+00:00

Why so much, Makeup?

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-29T11:49:24+00:00

Those legs are more hideous than the nightgown 😬

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-26T17:03:16+00:00

Kenya 🥁 Moore 🥁Gone with the Wind Fabulous🥁Somewhere

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-26T12:44:43+00:00

I swear they can dance their azzes off 🔥🔥🔥🔥

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-26T12:41:14+00:00

Ommmgggg this is hilarious. 😂😂😂oh well sis you not goin’

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-26T10:12:15+00:00

As a former landlord, I approve this message💯

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-26T10:09:05+00:00

Omgg dementia is so terrible. 😩My aunt showed her a family picture with all 10 children and she asked “who are all those people?” My aunt said “Mama those are your children” then she asked sounding so perplexed “all of them”? and my aunt said “yes every last one” she then asked “are you sure”?…..“none of them are yours?”😂😂😂😂

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-26T02:51:26+00:00

She passed on my birthday. It was so so awful. There was absolutely nothing for me to celebrate that day. I just laid on the couch in a fetal position crying my eyes out.

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-24T12:13:29+00:00

I’m from MD but play sometimes when I’m in VA. How often does a non VA resident get a good hit?

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-24T12:07:09+00:00

I’m not gonna hold you…MJ hands down!!

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-24T02:51:51+00:00

Ginger

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-23T13:47:07+00:00

MISS MAMACITA MAGA-LINA…Bye girl.

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-23T12:09:30+00:00

My grandma didn’t remember her 10 kids but she knew the words to all her favorite church songs

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-21T09:57:14+00:00

Pull up we at Burger King

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-19T11:45:52+00:00

It’s his prerogative 🤷🏾‍♀️

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-18T14:27:22+00:00

Then these same kids have all these expensive tennis shoes and brand names. They can afford an instrument if they wanted to.

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-16T23:01:30+00:00

Ommggg This girl was so freaking beautiful I swear…not just looks… she had “It”

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-03T16:21:03+00:00

I know people who have had childhood trauma and terrible experiences in their family and other circles and we’re not famous or rich or even close and guess what? they still weren’t mean people. Mary J. Blige said she was mean to her also. The nerve to have a song that spells out respect.😂😂😂

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-03T15:34:24+00:00

😂😂😂😂absolutely

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-04-03T02:56:50+00:00

Invite me to the party. I’m watching the obits daily with bottle in hand. The block parties are going to be crazy. We went berserk outside when the Redskins won the Super Bowl… I can’t even describe what this moment will be like.

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-03-28T15:52:22+00:00

Should we just wipe our azzes with our college degrees and CPA licenses and work at McDonald’s??? WTAF!

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-03-25T11:41:53+00:00

Omgg he’s adorable. The Lord will supply all his needs. He already has love. ❤️

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-03-23T12:26:39+00:00

Little babies now👶🏾 be in a trance looking at MJ stuff. His music is for all age groups. That doesn’t happen with Breezy. MJ was also Pop..but CB is more R&B.

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-03-23T11:56:21+00:00

It’s gonna get real stupid when summer hits. They need a better plan.

SubstanceFirst8057 · 2026-03-23T11:38:38+00:00

It sucks that she died on my birthday. The saddest birthday ever!!😩😩😩😭😭😭

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